Tattoo Enhancing Moisturizer
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Though many people who get tattoos fancy themselves hardasses, it doesn't mean they don't want to coddle and pamper and amplify their sweet baby ink jobs. Fresh Ink Tattoo Enhancing Moisturizer endeavors to amp up the appearance of needle-driven body art in as little as two weeks with its patentent anti-oxidant formula, SRF. The water-based lotion also contains a blend of natural botanical humectants, such as shea butter and grapeseed oil, that help strengthen and protect tattooed skin. Additional softening and pleasant-smelling active ingredients include sweet almond oil, beeswax, coconut oil, and cocoa seed butter.
Fresh Ink Tattoo Enhancing Moisturizer comes in 4-ounce bottles.
Continue down the Real Man line of grooming products with Beer Shampoo and Fight Club Soap.
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Programmable Tattoo System
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Momentary Ink - Try on Your Custom Tattoo
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Game of Thrones Temporary Tattoos
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PDW Versa Bear Travel Bottles
B**ch better have my...shampoo, conditioner, and body wash. Honey, soy, and sriracha too, if you opt to use the PDW Versa Bear Travel Bottle set for condiments and sauces on a gourmet camping trip, or to stock your AirBnB...