Catalina Wine Mixer T-shirt
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You're ready to run with the bulls? I've been earning and burning, snapping necks and cashing checks. Brennan, here's the thing. It's the Catalina fucking Wine Mixer, okay? It's the biggest helicopter-leasing event in the Western Hemisphere... since 1997.
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