Elf Sweater
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At first I was like, This is the ugliest ugly Christmas sweater I've ever seen. It is so ugly it's not even ironic, it's just ugly. Then my (newly single!) friend Cornelius reminded me it looks like Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf and suddenly it became not ugly at all, completely ironic, and actually sort of the epitome of cool. Wear it in my Christmas card cool. Wear it on Christmas morning cool. Wear it and gain license to turn into a grown ass man with the social skills and maturity level of an 8-year-old cool!
SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!
The green Elf sweater has a sweet fake white collar, fake white cuffs, and a fake black belt. Hopefully one of those is your favorite color. And hopefully if you wear this North Pole employee uniform to your Ugly Christmas Sweater office party this year you'll win the Ugly Christmas Sweater Blue Ribbon. Or at least elicit numerous appreciative smiles.
I'd smile at you.
Smiling is my favorite.
Now that you've checked Christmas wardrobe off your list of holiday to-dos, check out our Secret Santa Gift Guide to take care of the Claus-length list of trinkets you have yet to buy.
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