Clothing

Are you ready for the hot sauce challenge...of wearing a Taco Bell Sauce Packet Bikini or Swim Trunks on the beach this summer? Taco Bell's Taco Shop Summer Collection features a handful of fiery items that will let everyone...

Vollebak's Black Squid Jacket, a color-shifting ski coat modeled after its namesake's adaptive camouflage, follows the futuristic clothing brand's efforts to turn world's thinnest material, graphene, and world's hottest...

Deconstructed Cargo Pants. Deconstructed, indeed. Like shorts with a whole train of dingleberries...

Swim trunk season is so close I can almost chafe it. Ugh. Chafing. Thigh rash. Disturbance and unrest in the crotchal region. NoNetz knows these are the potential downsides of spiking beach volleyballs and splish-splashin'...

The Snuggie evolved? These Sherpa Hoodie Blankets, and a whole bunch like them, are blowing up Amazon with their sherpa lining warmth on the inside, micro fleece-y softness on the outside, and bigness all over...

I found these faux denim pajama pants for all the men out there who need an outfit for Christmas morning that's equal parts cozy, stylin', and able to expand with all the cinnamon rolls and hunks of egg casserole they...

Is winning the Ugly Christmas Sweater contest with a 2-person ugly Christmas sweater worth it if you have to spend the whole party finagling 1-handed between the egg nog, the cheese log, and the figgy pudding?...

Musterbrand's is not the first attempt at turning Chewbacca into clothing. And while their Chewbacca Brown Star Wars Cardigan is much more subtle than this Han Solo-Chewbacca reversible hoodie, and definitely this I Am...

This winter, Kelvin Coats bring on the warm, the toasty, and, in my case, the wife who isn't perpetually staring at me with chattering teeth or goosing me from behind with hands that feel like they just came out of a...

Aerodynamic horizontal corduroys! Less likely to cause crotch combustion! Side pockets that flash the world ninja throwing stars, Mexican Luchadors, or Sasquatch exhibiting various feats of strength, which is way butter...

If Rumpl's Puffy Coat Blanket isn't hands-free enough for you when you need to keep warm and dry and, say, jump up to cheer or your team or pee in the woods, perhaps the Rumpl Puffy Poncho is the wearable sleeping bag...

While it's still not clear what a Graphene Jacket can do for you, there's no question what a motorcycle hoodie lined with Kevlar and CE-rated armor is here for. Dapper Defender's hoodie gives bikers some extra protection...

Pocket knife: check. Keychain light: check. 3-piece suit: check. EDC complete. The Compact Suit Folder condenses a full suit - jacket, pants, and tie - into a flat-packed tote about the size of a portfolio. Use it in...

No surprise the forthcoming Graphene Jacket "experimental prototypes" will be birthed from the utili-couture loins of Vollebak. They're the same company responsible for the Baker Miller Naptime Hoodie, and known for their...

The CUEME Massage Bra is a smart supporter of boobies whose companion app allows wearers - or wearers' designated representatives - to control 4 vibration massage modes over "8 major massage pressure points" on the female...

As much as I want to sit back and enjoy these hot ass Wild Thang Lace Up Jeans from Fashion Nova, I cannot keep my mind from bending at funny angles every time I look at them*. Is this an optical illusion? What happened...

I bet if Juvenile saw these 3D Unicorn Underwear from Knicker Rocker he would think twice before telling the ladies to back that azz up. The panties are quite the statement piece, combining dreamy, fantastical unicorns...

Do the kids who say "Savage AF" even know who Fred Savage is? Better question: do the adults who know who Fred Savage is also know why it's funny to see little Kevin Arnold's face on a T-shirt that says, "Savage AF ...

Of their soft shell heated jacket ORORO says, "This is not your grandma's heated blanket." Phew, that's a relief. Because my mama has already made me some pillows out of my grandma's old blankets, and while they're nice...

Normally I would think something called a Sixer Insulated Jacket would insulate me from the cold. But when outdoor apparel brand 686 teamed up with Pabst Blue Ribbon, PBR had something else in mind. This special edition...

As long as you're in a pair of leopard leggings, ladies, it's OK to let the claws come out at hot yoga. Random chick stole the spot you've been putting your mat every class for the past 6 months? Dude next to you smells...

On the outside, Lemon Sox look like a can of tuna fish or cat food, but crack them open, and instead of fish and congealed vomit you'll see a pair of colorful, patterend men's socks. Even better, instead of fish and congealed...

Baby it's...beyond cold outside. Polar Seal is a forthcoming line of heated tops whose built-in warming elements are designed to heat you to a level of comfort (or at least negative temp bearability) in just 10 seconds...

Hairy Christmas, dudes! Wear this Sexy Chest Christmas Sweatshirt to your holiday party and watch Mrs. Claus become Mrs. Can't Keep Her Claus Off You. You'll not only put all the other Ugly Christmas Sweaters to shame...