R2D2 Tank Top
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- Han Solo in Carbonite Dress - $27.00
- Chewie & Han Leggings - $22.00
- Stormtrooper Dress - $26.50
- Artoo 2.0 Dress - $27.00
- Star Wars Her Universe Group Dress - $31.45
If you can't afford to be a stormtrooper in latex, how about an R2D2 in body-hugging cotton blend? This tunic-length tank top is very classy stuff, ladies. Very classy. I say that not only as a man who would be honored to see you wearing it, but also as one who could possibly be convinced to borrow it if I needed an instant Halloween costume or I spilled BBQ sauce on my own shirt or, like, I just wanted to try it on for a second. I mean a minute. OK, just long enough to run get ice.
If R2 doesn't do it for you, tank tops in the same cut are available in Chewbacca and stormtrooper styles.
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