Squid Flame Hoodie
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Brandon Bird created this Squid Flame hoodie, a clever piece of gear for all the fans of fantastical sea beasts and marine biologists out there. It is unclear, though, if Bird or someone on online retailer Topatoco's payroll came up with this gem of wisdom to promote it: If only Ryan Gosling had known about this hoodie he wouldn't have been forced to suffer the indignity of prancing around in that embarrassing scorpion jacket in that Drive movie.
Enough said.
Squid Flame hoodies come in sizes XS through 3XL. What do you figure Ryan Gosling is? Celebrities are all little...maybe a Medium? I think I'll send him one.
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