Stand to Pee Ladies' Boy Shorts Underwear
TomboyX stays true to their brand name with ladies' boy shorts in simple black, and even truer to their brand name with ladies' boy shorts designed with a front-to-back lapped crotch opening so the ladies who wear them can stand! to! pee!
Well, presuming they have a Tinkle Belle, or some other stand-to-pee (STP) device for women.
The Stand to Pee Boy Shorts are made with breathable, quick-drying jacquard jersey knit, and threaded with Silvadur antibacterial and anti-odor finishing, so they are ideal for traveling - gas station stops on road trips, airplane bathrooms, public restrooms in Oaxacan mezcal bars and Ibiza nightclubs, anywhere you'd much, much rather stand to pee.
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