Yoda Hoodie
/yoda-hoodie-6361.jpg "Yoda Hoodie")
- Men's Sith Full Face Fleece Hoodie - $50.73
- Stormtrooper Jacket - $134.55
- I Am R2-D2 Costume Hoodie - $44.95
- Princess Leia Hoodie - $61.44
- Boba Fett Full-Zip Hoodie - $108.00
Hand-sewn Yoda heads atop plush tan sweatshirts we will wear. Those of us who carry the Force will anyway. And with the Yoda Hoodies' slouchy front pockets, we'll even have a place to stuff it for safekeeping. Erin Maynard carefully assembles and affixes the cranial likeness of the wisest non-human ever to exist in non-reality to cozy pullovers sized small to extra large. Each sweatshirt is made to order, so slight variations may occur from Yoda to Yoda, but Maynard promises to stitch her pieces into the most perfect and respectful nods to the Star Wars series that she can. Every hoodie will be a unique and resplendent homage to the ultimate Jedi master, who is happy to be donned both on top of his wearers' heads or relaxed at the nape of their necks.
Yoda also likes, um, having his ears ironed to keep them from getting wrinkly.
It always works that way, doesn't it? The greatest and most talented are also the biggest weirdos.
At printing, Yoda Hoodie turnaround time was approximately 20 business days from order to shipping. Also at printing, the world of ornate Star Wars sweatshirts was mysteriously bereft of laudable Yodas. Chewie has proper--albeit pricey--representation. So do Vader and R2. But in my extensive trolling of the Internet, I've seen shockingly few pieces of Yoda-themed everyday wear. And those that are out there somehow just don't live up to the subtle, endearing geekiness of Maynard's hoodie. It is clear the Fleece is with her. May the Fleece be with you too.
/vaprwear-smokable-hoodies-16434.jpg "vapRwear Smokable Hoodies")
vapRwear Smokable Hoodies
Elvis "Papi" Edwards created the line of vapRwear smokable hoodies. Papi Edwards. Caribbean native. Colorado resident. Incredibly enterprising stoner. His vapRwear hoodies all have hookah-like drawstrings at their necks...
Medieval Knight Hoodie
See, chivalry isn't dead. It's just been co-opted by the hoodie-wearing hipster crowd. This Medieval Knight Hoodie drips of irony akin to permutations of the mustache, and trending fads akin to bacon two years ago. Thanks...
/star-wars-face-masks-43963.jpg?mode=crop "Star Wars Face Masks")
Star Wars Face Masks
May the 4th be with you, and may the Rona be in a galaxy far, far away. This series of Star Wars face masks is from Ethical Addiction, made in honor of favorite franchise characters - from Chewbacca to Vader, Yoda (adult-size)...
Iron Man Hoodie
This Iron Man crime-fighting-armor-turned-loungewear combines the Avenger's Mark VII and Mark VIII suits. Its chest and shoulders draw from the former, while the elbows and abdomen take after the latter. Awww, it's like...
Dragon Hoodie
I like it when objects can wholly encompass their descriptors both literally and figuratively. For example, previously dragons were hot due solely to their deadly breath of fire. But then Canada Cosplay decided to turn...
Assassin's Creed Kenway Jacket
Maker Volante Design calls this Assassin's Creed fashion statement the Kenway Jacket, and includes a lot of nonsense about how it is available with two closure options to make it either symmetrical or asymmetrical, but...
Technomancer Digital Wizard Hoodie
Sometimes for April Fool's Day merchants make up fake products and list them as real products that no one can actually buy and it's hilarious. And sometimes for April Fool's Day merchants make up fake products and list...
Nightwing Hoodie
Michael Alen calls his Kickstarter project Hero HoodieZ. The first in what Alen hopes will be a series of superhero-inspired hooded zip-ups spotlights crime-fighting vigilante Nightwing. The hoodie, available in both...
Animal Hoodies
Ladies, if Griz Coats are too big, too masculine, or too covering of the neck down for you (read: for me), how about one of these minxy little animal hoodies? Most of them even extend along the shoulders into a cozy pair...
World's Tackiest Sweaters
Flagrant foul. No words can describe these hideously tacky sweaters. Well, that's not quite true. These words can describe them: Skittles; cheeseburger; condoms; french fries; gummy worms; popcorn; palm trees; wafts of...
Drinkmaster Hoodie
Unlike braces and Yoda, the Drinkmaster Hoodie checks in as both useful and good-looking. A sleek black fleece zip-up with a bevy of booze-specific pockets and effects, the Drinkmaster is the hardcore partier's ultimate...
Electric Hoodies
Hammer, your time is over. Your replacement: electroluminescent rope. Henceforth, when I want cessation of all movement for the announcement of a thematic activity in which all are expected to participate, I'll be shouting...