Sunoco Burnt Rubber Cologne
- Burnt Rubber Candle - $11.99
- Pure Instinct Sex Attractant Cologne - $8.96
- Foreplay Ice Frost Ice Massager - $23.67
- Bíbí the Bird Skeleton Candle - $19.99
- Dynamite Candles - $8.95
"Steel on steel on rubber on road." And also some sweetness and spice so you won't make the ladies gag. Sunoco Burnt Rubber Cologne seeks to bottle the essence of racing so you can enjoy your fast and furious experiences both on and off the track. So trade out the fire-retardant jumpsuit for some khakis and a button-up and shower yourself in a luxurious spritzing of gasoline from a revving engine and burnt rubber from tires taking corners at 125.
On the downside, Sunoco Burnt Rubber Cologne isn't available for purchase. But it is available for free to a few drawn winners who follow the cologne's Facebook page.
Muchas danke to Uncrate.
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