Grim Stitch Factory Scarecrow Masks
- California Costumes Men's Sadistic Scarecrow - $42.50
- Pumpkin Teeth Halloween Mask - $19.99
- Creepy Scarecrow Bunny Mask - $45.00
- FunCostumes Adult Scary Scarecrow Mask - $19.99
If I only had a brain...I would have maybe thought twice before looking at Grim Stitch Factory's Scarecrow Masks when I couldn't sleep last night. Canadian Cameron Scholes is the ARRGH!tist behind these sinister Halloween masks. He designs and hand makes, down to the last stitch, every mask ordered, and in addition to a two-dozen-strong gallery of past scare-acters, Scholes is happy to fill custom orders based on your personal terror preferences.
Heh, heh, maybe now that my friend Cornelius has grown numb to my attempts at scaring him with my Peeping Creeper in the window, I'll throw a Cornfield Frankenstein or Voodoo Ripper Grim Stitch mask on the prop and begin the prank anew!
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Flying Hawk Kite Bird Deterrent
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Fear Mongering: The 10 Scariest Halloween Masks
The fear factor of these scary Halloween masks lies somewhere between disturbing and spine-chilling. Between nightmares for the night and nightmares for the month. Between Ugh, what is that? and CAN. NOT. UN. SEE. I'm...
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Your Worst Fears Bedding
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Life Size King Cobra Snake Statue
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Hellraiser Pinhead Figure
Premium Format Pinhead. This should make for an interesting evening in the attic. Sideshow Collectibles has just added a salute to Hellraiser to their Cult Classics collection with this sculpture of Doug Bradley frozen...
Screaming Pillow Case
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Horror Novel Toilet Paper
Is this toilet paper scarier than shit? Only one way to find out: eat 4 Beef Chalupa Supremes at 10 p.m., and then settle in for The Drop when it...and nature...calls out to you around midnight...
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The Big Activity Book for Anxious People
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Calmz Anxiety Relief System for Dogs
The Calmz Anxiety Relief System thinks it can settle down your nervous pup using some of the same techniques research shows help people with the same high levels of stress and anxiety. Have you seen the weighted blankets...
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Skull Candle Holder with Bleeding Brain Candle
Bleeding candles are nothing new...huh. What a weird truth. I can think of at least 2 types of bleeding candle I have already shown you - The Melting Hand Bloody Candle and Stranger Things Eleven Bleeding
Life-Size Exorcist Regan Doll
The only thing worse than a Monday is clicking on a link that brings you to a life-size replica doll of possessed Regan from The Exorcist. It just happened to me, and since misery loves company, here you go, dudes. I'm...
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12' Haunted Living Lighted Animatronic Mummy
Lowe's couldn't let Home Depot keep having all the Halloween fun - and revenue. So this year the home improvement retailer is offering a 12' Haunted Living Lighted Animatronic Mummy to rival their rival's 12' Skeleton...