Luminous Mermaid Dress
Make a Splash! at this year's Halloween costume party with a Luminous Mermaid Dress from Night Walker Art. Haha, Splash!, get it? Anyone...anyone...Daryl Hannah?
The Mermaid Dress is a showstopper and, in this case, not because it's skimpy up top and skin tight on the bottom (though that doesn't hurt.) Rather it's the fiber optic fabric and LED lights Night Walker Art has woven into the costume, giving it a stunning iridescent glow, plus the option to illuminate it in 28 different solid or flashing colors. The latter transforming anyone wearing the Luminous Mermaid Dress into a real siren! Haha, siren, get it? Anyone...anyone...Ariel?
/finfolk-custom-mermaid-tails-12616.jpg?mode=crop "Finfolk Custom Mermaid Tails")
Finfolk Custom Mermaid Tails
By what magnitude would the awesomeness of mud wrestling increase if all the ladies participating got to wear a Finfolk Productions 100% dragonskin and platinum cure silicone mermaid tail? Muddy, slippery, rolling on...
Silicone Swimming Fingers
While they don't boast the superhero aesthetic of Darkfin Gloves--more like the hand-got-tangled-up-in-a-jellyfish aesthetic--these Silicone Swimming Fingers consume a lot less room both in your bag and on your body than...
/the-little-mermaid-ariel-17624.jpg "The Little Mermaid Ariel Bikini")
The Little Mermaid Ariel Bikini
If any lady wearing this Ariel bikini wants to be part of our world, I think I speak for most dudes when I say, Come on in! The seashell swim top and sexily-scaled mermaid bottoms are instantly recognizable as nods to...
Mermaid Glass
I remember the first time I saw Daryl Hannah walking naked around the Statue of Liberty in Splash. I thought I would have an erection for the rest of my life. But then later in the movie, when she's mermaided out in the...
Mermaid Swim Fin
Could we get these Mermaid Swim Fins in a color other than powder pink, please? Because I would maybe like to wear one. Also, could we get some females over the age of 18 to model them, please? Because I would maybe like...
/mermaid-dog-life-vest-32834.jpg?mode=crop "Mermaid Dog Life Vest")
Mermaid Dog Life Vest
ArrrRawrrrArrrooooo! It's the siren song of the mermaid dog. The merdog, that majestic creature of the sea, paddling and panting 'round the water in her iridescent scaled life vest with all the elegance and grace of a...
Reversible Sequin Mermaid Pillows
These reversible sequin Mermaid Pillows are like a tactile Etch-A-Sketch made from a drag queen's donations to Goodwill! They're covered in two-sided, two-toned sequins that flip when you run your hands and fingers along...
/little-mermaid-ariel-costume-2283.jpg?mode=crop "Little Mermaid Ariel Costume")
Little Mermaid Ariel Costume
I've never been into the whole mermaid thing... until now. The shells were hand carved, then molded, and each shell is hand cast in a plastic resin. The shells come painted in whatever colors you would like and will fit...
Sexy TRON Outfit
Wise shoppers know that when buying a gift, you should choose something for the recipient that you would never choose to buy for yourself. In that vein, this smokin' hot, 12-gauge clear plastic TRON corset lined with...
Arkham Harley Quinn Costume
Cartoons and reality have met, merged, and are now calling out to your carn(iv)al sensibilities. Sinister, hard-edged, Brooklyn-tongued Harley Quinn makes the likes of animated wet dreams Jessica Rabbit and Holli Wood...
/muscle-suits-13994.jpg "Muscle Suits")
Muscle Suits
The body builders at Flex Design Costumes might be the only body builders on earth who can guarantee they'll jack up, carve out, and rip your muscles to shreds with absolutely no effort on your part beyond telling them...
/fear-mongering-the-10-19643.jpg?mode=crop "Fear Mongering: The 10 Scariest Halloween Masks")
Fear Mongering: The 10 Scariest Halloween Masks
The fear factor of these scary Halloween masks lies somewhere between disturbing and spine-chilling. Between nightmares for the night and nightmares for the month. Between Ugh, what is that? and CAN. NOT. UN. SEE. I'm...