Haeyo Mayo Hair Nutrition Mask
Haeyo Mayo, 'eh? Now that looks like an April Fool's joke waiting to happen. It might not even be on purpose. A haircare product packaged in a squeeze bottle that looks exactly like the craft batch stuff my wife buys at the Whole Foods? No good can come of this.
Unless, if maker TONYMOLY is to be believed, you put Haeyo Mayo on your hair instead of your roast beef sandwich.
Reading the small print indicates Haeyo Mayo is a mixture of egg yolk and shea butter, a treatment for dry and damaged hair. Slather it on like you've got a few hundred extra calories to spare and the goo will act as an infusing mask to add moisture and shine to your lackluster locks.
And in case you were wondering if (hoping real bad!) the Haeyo Mayo Hair Nutrition Mask will make you smell like a deli when you're done with it, Nay, says TONYMOLY. The scent is vanilla and macadamia nuts. So more like a bakery.
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