OtoSet Automatic Ear Cleaning Headset
I doubt SafKan made its OtoSet to be the Beats headphones of earwax removal systems. But since finishing the last episode of The Defiant Ones, Beats headphones are all I see when I look at the world's first automated, wearable cerumen elimination device. Actually, Beats headphones are all I see when I look at anything anymore. Just the way Dre, Jimmy Iovine, and Apple intended.
The OtoSet is a forthcoming tool for physicians and clinical use that, according to SafKan, will break crazy new ground amidst tools to scrape, suck, melt, and drain the gunk out of your ears. While many in-office ear cleanings use a syringe and take 20 to 30 minutes, the OtoSet slips over a patient's head and cues up automated irrigation with continuous suction to complete its cleaning cycle in just 35 seconds.
That's also much quicker, and tidier, and probably safer than the Elephant Ear earwax remover that comes in a jimmied spray bottle. (Though I'll admit, until I saw the OtoSet I thought the Elephant Ear was pretty slick.) SafKan says OtoSet use also reduces complications from earwax cleaning, including hearing loss, lacerations, and membrane perforation. It has disposable nozzle tips and solution / outflow pods for fast and easy cleaning.
And what will you do with all that earwax your OtoSet speed-drains in under a minute? Turn it into a delightful piece of home decor with the Earwax Candle Kit.
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