Wahl Peanut Hair & Beard Clipper
Aside from the fact that the Wahl Peanut Hair & Beard Clipper looks as much like a nutsack as it does a peanut, have you ever seen a better Father's Day gift for Dad? Or better, Grandpa? Dude, one constant in my life as a child was going to my grandparents' house, watching TV with my grandpa sitting in his itchy recliner, and sharing the tall jar of Planters Peanuts he never failed to produce from a spot on the floor right next to it.
I don't even like my father-in-law much, but since Grandpa Andy is gone now, I might buy the old man an electric razor shaped like a peanut just so the brilliance of an old man using an electric razor shaped like a peanut doesn't go to waste.
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