Patagonia Nano Puff Earflap Cap
With their Nano Puff Earflap Cap Patagonia appears to have finally cracked the code of how to combine the best parts of a puffy coat with the best parts of Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation. Available in black, navy, and industrial green - though, rats, no two-tone brown and kelly green, the Nano Puff Cap does for your noggin what Patagonia's Nano Puff Jacket does for your chest and torso.
The Earflap Cap is lightweight, windproof and water-resistant. If it's true to the brand, it's also warm 'n' cozy, even when it finds itself in the path of the subzero heart and surprisingly chilling breath of your ex-girlfriend Karen on what's turning out to be a very bad trip to Target. The hat is insulated with 60-g PrimaLoft Gold Insulation, covered with eco polyester. The trapper-style earflaps are elastic for a snug fit, plus you can fold them under when you don't want to look like you've gotten yourself a mullet for the winter.
Got a passion for the puffy coat look? Team up the Nano Puff Earflap Cap with a pair of these puffy coat slippers.
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