Black Diamond Castle Ring
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- Black Diamond Tungsten Ring - $49.99
- Men's Sterling Silver and Black Diamond Ring - $155.57
- Medieval Ring Belt - $24.00
- Fleur De Lis Eagle Claw Mens Ring with Black Onyx Stone - $28.79
- Crown Silver Plated Ring - $16.00
If you're too humble to claim the entire solar system--including Pluto--revolves around you, project smaller-scale dominance by becoming King of Theo Fennell's Castle Ring. This intricate, hand-crafted medieval fantasy is made of 18ct Yellow gold molded as a brick castle and topped with a 23.88ct black diamond. But the real "draw" of the jeweler's piece of royal fashion for the finger? A functional draw bridge with chain mechanism that opens to reveal the castle inside.
Fennell's design is available by request. So is its price. Good luck crossing that bridge.
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