Kinematics 3D Printed Necklace
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If you really want to lay the romance on thick, tell your girlfriend this Kinematics smooth black necklace you're presenting her was 3D printed layer by layer using selective laser sintering. She'll be instant sex slave putty in your hands.
The intricate and geometrically bendy piece of body art consists of 116 triangular forms hinged together at their midpoints. Using interactive software and the aforementioned special 3D printing method, the Kinematics necklace is created in its entirety all at once (as opposed to piece by piece) and then polished until smooth.
When not delicately hugging a lady's neck, the nylon and plastic collar can also be used as a play toy for children, geeks, and fidgeters. Kinematics jewelry is designed and made by Jessica Rosenkrantz and Jesse Louis-Rosenberg.
The Kinematics smooth black necklace is a top Dude Gift for Your Girlfriend pick.
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