Oreylo Helix Hook Ear Cuffs
Earrings meet ear cuffs...meet hat pins meet cocktail toothpicks in Oreylo's line of Helix Hook Ear Cuffs. Yes, I know what you're thinking: Dude, that's a good way to puncture some lymph nodes in the name of fashion. And I agree.
But I also doubt Oreylo would risk the lawsuits if their Hook Ear Cuffs were actually sharp enough, or hit close enough to that under-earlobe-area of your neck to cause any damage, so let's just assume they're safe to wear. Now, ladies and dudes seeking gifts for their girlfriends, whaddaya think of a snake coiled over the opening to your ear canal? A diamond covering your cartilege? Ocean waves hiding your earwax?
Oreylo Helix Hook Ear Cuffs come in around a dozen different styles, each available in gold or silver finishes, and most punctuated with sparkly rhinestones.
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