Resident Evil Virus Capsule Jewelry
/resident-evil-t-virus-necklace-3755.jpg "Resident Evil T Virus Necklace")
The months leading up to Resident Evil 6's anticipated November 2012 release should be filled with wishful speculation, ripples of spoilers, and inexplicable urges to quell the suspense by amassing random bits of RE merch. Leah of GeekOUTlet would be very happy to oblige the latter. Her set of 3 hand blown T Virus, G Virus, and G Vaccine capsule necklaces ensure the Umbrella Corporation and Tricell never stray far from wearers' thoughts. Or their bloodstreams. Double helix capsules, interchangeable via tiny clips on either side, are fitted on 14" chains, and intended to sit just above the collarbone. Alternative chain lengths are also available by request.
Leah also points out that while other Resident Evil Virus jewelers convert gutted fuse tubing or used materials to their capsules--components which may still contain bits of mercury--she makes hers individually, hand blowing the glass enclosures, and weaving together original materials to bond the helices. "Helices", according to spell check, is the only acceptable plural of "helix", though Wikipedia deems both "helices" and "helixes" correct. Yep. You're welcome.
Buddha Beads Self Defense Necklace
Huh. Not sure how Buddha would feel about people co-opting his peaceful name and beads of spiritual exploration and meditation to make a necklace for whacking an attacker upside the head. But I can kind of see where Phoenix...
/star-wars-face-masks-43963.jpg?mode=crop "Star Wars Face Masks")
Star Wars Face Masks
May the 4th be with you, and may the Rona be in a galaxy far, far away. This series of Star Wars face masks is from Ethical Addiction, made in honor of favorite franchise characters - from Chewbacca to Vader, Yoda (adult-size)...
/biovyzr-10-44131.jpg?mode=crop "BioVYZR 1.0")
BioVYZR 1.0
While definitely funk and futuristic in its appearance, the BioVYZR 1.0 - which, by the way, isn't even from the land of funk that is Japan, it's from Canada! - is nowhere near the craziest face mask or headwear EDC I've...
/steel-self-defense-bracelet-28571.jpg "Steel Self Defense Bracelet")
Steel Self Defense Bracelet
Self defense or self-inflicted injury? Swingin' 'round this full steel bracelet like a chain whip without really knowing how to swing 'round a chain whip, it could really go either way...
/zelda-poe-soul-in-a-bottle-6747.jpg?mode=crop "Zelda Poe Soul in a Bottle Necklace")
Zelda Poe Soul in a Bottle Necklace
If I killed dead a being of pure hatred and encapsulated it in its lantern, I'd take the rupees from the Poe Collector for it rather than let it dangle from my neck so dangerously close to my heart. Sure Poe Souls can...
SelectaDNA Human Marking & Tracking Guns
Genetics always triumph in the end. In the case of the SelectaDNA High Velocity DNA Tagging System, pellet-sized building blocks of life fire from either a pistol or a rifle at a target up to 100 to 130 feet away--typically...
Resident Evil Samurai Edge Replica
Anyone need a standard-issue S.T.A.R.S. line of defense? San Diego's Kendo Gun Shop has replicated Albert Wesker's customized Samurai Edge as a superbly realistic Airsoft Handgun for the awe and admiration of all Resident...
/musch-musch-jewelry-your-41931.jpg?mode=crop "Musch Musch Designs - Your Privates on a Pendant (NSFW)")
Musch Musch Designs - Your Privates on a Pendant (NSFW)
And if you're not into your privates on a pendant, Musch Musch will also hand make (hand job?) photos of your very own penis, vagina, boobies, or butthole into a bracelet, a mug, or, for the ultimate dick pic, a 3D piece...
/your-face-custom-face-masks-43878.jpg?mode=crop "Your Face Custom Face Masks")
Your Face Custom Face Masks
Your own face on a face mask. The option has been available, and shown a few different faces of itself, for years now - remember the creepy Realface clone? - but this one from Obscure A Tees is made in the face of Covid-19...
Grass Knuckles - Living Jewelry
When it comes to living things, are you more into cultivating them, or popping them in the jaw? Icelandic industrial designer Hafsteinn Juliusson's live grass knuckles are brilliantly executed wearable flora for the half...
Cremation Ash Diamonds
From ashes to ashes...to bedazzled ashes. Gone are the days of keeping the deceased in our hearts. In their place? Keeping the deceased around our fingers, atop our wrists, or dangling from our necks. LifeGem diamonds...
/blocc-reusable-face-shield-45092.jpg?mode=crop "Blocc Reusable Face Shield")
Blocc Reusable Face Shield
The Blocc face shield is here to face off with your wandering hands and Shut. Them Down. No matter how charming, how persuasive, how pushy they get, Blocc will turn into your personal bouncer, a polycarbonate wall of...