Bloom Coco Stylewood Baby Lounger
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- Bloom Coco Go Bouncer - $197.00
- InRoom Designs Rounded Lounge Chair - $289.99
- Baby Home Onfour Bouncer - $129.00
- Jet Convertible Curved Lounger - $129.50
- Multi-Position Inflatable Chair Wedges - $29.99
Bloom's Coco Stylewood baby loungers cater to people who are down with having a kid, but loath to accruing the cradle, bouncy chair, and plastic rainbow playmat crap that comes with having a kid and Fs up their interior decor. The lougers' curved, single-piece frames overlayed with padded seats and 5-point safety harnesses come in about a dozen color combinations, none of which will make your living room look like the circus it's about to become. On the contrary, if I bought a Bloom baby rocker it would probably be the classiest piece of furniture I owned. And honestly, this thing looks pretty darn comfortable. Like a MoMA-approved nest. Does it come in size Grown Ass Man?
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