Ninteetho - Baby Geek Teething Toy
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The Ninteetho old school Nintendo teether is two kinds of awesome. First, it's the one video game controller you won't have to spend $99.95 replacing when your suddenly mobile kid grabs hold and gets to gnawing on and drooling all over it. And second, um, it's an old school Nintendo teether. A means of placating crabby children that also calls to mind some of the most wonderful days of your own childhood. A profound reference to the circle of life, and innovative way to prepare Jr. for his forthcoming days of spending hours plastered to the TV playing the latest permutation of Mario. Also, it's a little more affordable than the Nintendo Controller Coffee Table.
3 Princesses Engraving's Nintendo teether is chemical- and toxin-free, carved from Canadian maple, and finished with a baby-safe, unscented beeswax polish. The controller's design and buttons are laser engraved. Dimensions are 5" long x 2" wide x 1/4" thick.
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