Peek-a-Boo Baby Maternity Shirts
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- This Is What Happens When You Party Naked Maternity Shirt - $24.99
- Made in Vachina Baby Onesie - $12.99
- Grillz Pacifier - $7.09
- Do You Even Lift Bro? Baby Muscle Onesie - $11.95
- Hipster Baby Onesie: Thug Life - $14.95
Happy 2015! Who had a New Year's baby? More importantly, who made a New Year's baby? For the second group, high-fives and peek-a-boo maternity shirts all around! (Or, if this comes as an unfortunate surprise, my condolences and stiff drinks all around.)
Baby Boom Apparel has sneak and clever covered in the preggo ladies' clothing department. Their bright short and long sleeved shirts features printed buns coyly peeking their heads out of Mama's oven, as if in warning of what you're in for over the next 18 years.
Peek-a-Boo Maternity Shirts come in sizes S through XL, as well as in the buyer's choice of color and sex of baby.
My favorite of Baby Boom Apparel's Peek-a-Boo Maternity Shirt selling points is this proclamation: "Not only for pregnant women!" In other words, wishful thinkers with the baby bug, you feel free to wear one too. And enjoy the irony of all potential sperm donors you encounter giving you a mile-wide berth when they see you in it.
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