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Become Your Cat Mask
Wanna be a copycat? Like, copy your cat and become a copy of your cat? Yeah, you probably do...
Alchemi Labs Heat-Reflective Sun Cap
Look closely at an Alchemi Labs Sun Cap and the heat-reflective "radiant barrier technology" covering its top and bill miiiight remind you of sequins. Which in turn might remind you of your 8-year-old's dance recital...
NoNetz Anti-Chafe Men's Swim Trunks
Swim trunk season is so close I can almost chafe it. Ugh. Chafing. Thigh rash. Disturbance and unrest in the crotchal region. NoNetz knows these are the potential downsides of spiking beach volleyballs and splish-splashin'...
Osana All Natural Mosquito Repellent Soap
I see your lighting of a citronella candle to keep the mosquitos away, and raise you bathing in the essential oil, rubbing it in soap form all over my body as a skeeter beater for all 2000 of my bug-averse body parts...
The Buttress Pillow
Now I lay me down to sleep / on a pair of luscious cheeks / A Buttress Pillow I've heard said / will support my neck and cradle my head...
Kula Cloth Antimicrobial Pee Cloth
This one's for the ladies! The Kula Cloth looks like a potholder, and indeed has highly absorptive powers, but in this case the camping and hiking companion isn't sucking up heat, it's sucking up pee. The Kula Cloth is...
LED Steampunk Top Hat
Any dapper, steampunk-lovin' grooms-to-be out there looking to upstage their brides at the wedding? Oh come on, wearing an LED Steampunk Top Hat is great way to kick off your marriage! It even glows in your choice of...
Convenience Kits Men's Toiletry Travel Kits
I'm not helpful enough to have priced out for you Convenience Kits' line of Men's Toiletry Travel Kits to determine if their consolidated dopp bags of mini bottles and packs of grooming products are a much better deal...
Sawyer Utility Bracelet
I like the Sawyer Utility Bracelet. I like it for its leather-and-steel aesthetic, and I like it for its proposed method of carrying around a utility knife, which is one that takes up zero room, and creates zero bulge...
Self-Defense Coin Bag
George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, and Abe Lincoln team up to deliver the ultimate bitch slap, packing a whack! from inside your self-defense coin bag. And after they're done, you'll be all ready...
Sushi Tape
Roe-mantic husband I am, I bento-ver backwards to find my wife some new craft supplies, but as soon as she unwrapped her stylin' set of Sushi Tape she was all, "There's something fishy about this. What did you do wrong...
Flip'em the Bird Gloves
Give a pair of Flip'em the Bird Gloves as a gift for your girlfriend and find out just what a gift that keeps on giving...possibly back to you...can mean. This line of fingerless gloves are made of soft, stretchy acrylic...
Nixon Dork Too Smart Ass Watch
Combine a Nixon sense of humor with a 1980s answering machine face with the smart ass who leaves fart sounds after the beep, and there you have the sure-to-be-classic Nixon Dork Too, a Smart Ass Watch. Press its center...
Wallis Reid Men's Wedding Bands
Wallis Reid's line of men's wedding bands and engagement rings are stunners in 18K gold, oxidized sterling silver, and raw diamonds. Dark without going goth, wild without looking messy, if you're a dude into statement...
Dango Modular Watches
Dango's quest to create enhanced and versatile men's accessories began in 2016 with their series of Dapper and Tactical wallets. Now the Dango brand is adding watches - watches with modular enhancements and versatility...
Picnic on the Moon Throw Blanket
What does one bring to a picnic on the moon? I mean, besides a Picnic on the Moon Blanket? Not too light of a meal, I'd say - you're going to need something that will weigh you down a bit, 'ey? Maybe some Texas BBQ ribs...
EDC Apparatus Bolt Carabiners
Cheap EDC, meet everyday works of art. At least in the minds of the carriers willing to pay for these Bolt Carabiners from EDC Apparatus. Designer Josep Julian makes the sexy links in his shop in Alas i Cerc, Spain, using...
PlayStation Watch
A watch to take you back in time while keeping you on time. The Loading Times PlayStation Watch is an officially licensed piece of Sony merch that, at printing, was available for pre-order in very limited quantities...
Black Cotton Swabs
What's the syllable count for a haiku again? Because I think that's what Daiso Japan was going for in their Black Cotton Swab description:...
Hestra Men's Winter Leather Gloves
Warm gloves are a handy accessory to have during winter, and particularly during a polar vortex...what? I'm not...pssshhh, whatever dude. I am so the first person ever to capitalize on the punny charm of calling gloves...
Color Wheel Watch
Red and yellow make...10 a.m.! Screwdriver, anyone? And red and blue make...5 o'clock. Who wants a happy hour Purple Hooter? Yellow and blue? It's midnight! Bring on the absinthe. The Color Wheel Watch mixes things up...
Nose Wax Kit
"Do you know anyone struggling with nostril hair?" No joke that's the Nose Wax Kit's opener for suggesting an at-home schnoz overgrowth weeder is an ideal gift idea. I'd love to see the look on She-Ra: Princess of Power's...
Hairkules - Winter Hat That Protects Your Hairstyle
Preserve your Morninghead with a Harikules hat! The winter beanie has a rigid mesh insert that looks like a geodesic dome climber from the schoolyard, but acts like a Captain America shield against headwear fibers that...
GLOW Full-Surface LED Sneakers
If Nike's making sneakers covered in grass, why shouldn't Yes We Glow make sneakers covered in LED lights? GLOW sneaks take flashy shoes to the next level with a grid of LEDs covering the full surface of their uppers...