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Clip-On Man Bun

Discontinued

Don't worry, man-bun-coveting dudes of the brunette persuasion. These clip-on man buns also come in darker colors. Lighter ones too, platinum blondies, plus 2 different sizes, though the smaller, 3" version is recommended...

Gerber Barbill Wallet

$19.25 Amazon »

Gerber's Barbill wallet looks like it has a pair of butterfly wings that slide out from either side of its elastic band center. Maybe to communicate that, despite the sturdy look and feel of the wallet's stainless steel...

Comfy Boys Intimate Deodorant for Men

$17.98 Amazon »

You've got your Asswipes to keep your backside in check, but if the front is still a little...swampy...Comfy Boys says it can turn your swamp crotch into a fresh open field of grass. On a sunny, 65-degree day with low...

Solid Gold Three Skull Ring with Diamond Eyes

$9,599 Etsy »

Three Wolf Moon, meet Three Skull Diamond Eyes. This ring from DeMer Jewelry might not be your next solid gold meme, but if you've got the money and the gothic sensibilities, it could be your next solid gold piece of...

Raizen Mole & Skin Tag Removal Pen

Discontinued

Your dermatologist would probably say 100% no. You should not use a Raizen Mole & Skin Tag Removal Pen to remove warts and moles and freckles and other spots at home. Such self-administered skin procedures are ill-advised...

Hardgraft 2Unfold Leather Laptop Bag

$1,139 Hardgraft »

I do not know if it's worth it to spend as much on a new 2Unfold leather laptop bag as you would on a new laptop. It's surely a real nice bag. Versatile too, with 8 different ways of gripping and carrying it. 2Unfold...

Dapper Defender Armored Kevlar Motorcycle Hoodie

$149.99 Dapper Defender »

While it's still not clear what a Graphene Jacket can do for you, there's no question what a motorcycle hoodie lined with Kevlar and CE-rated armor is here for. Dapper Defender's hoodie gives bikers some extra protection...

Tame the Beast Nutt Butter Lotion

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Tame the Beast's Nutt Butter isn't for no spreadin' on sammiches! ... Unless you're making a MAN SAMMICH! Nutt Butter is a multipurpose lotion whose primary purpose is to spruce up your nuts. It's a salve for your sack...

Sterling Silver Full Finger Ring

$175 - $185 Etsy »

The Silver Digit. Excellent. I am one sterling full finger ring away from a new alter ego. I'll look like a cross between the Phantom of the Opera and Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget. But use my powers only for good, of...

Mission Workshop Arkiv Modular Packs

$235 - $365 Mission Workshop »

Arkiv modular backpacks give every pair of shoulders the option to beef up or strip down their load as needed. Choose from 3 different styles of 20L or 40L base packs, and then add smaller modules their exterior rails...

Colt 45 Walking Cane

Discontinued

The old dude with the walking cane might look like an easy target, but if that cane were capped off with a Colt 45 handgun, I sure wouldn't mess with him. Actually, even if the handle were just plain wood like the rest...

Hello Oral Care Activated Charcoal Mouthwash

$21.57 Amazon »

Nothing about Hello's Activated Charcoal Extra Freshening Mouthwash looks like it would freshen your teeth and mouth. In fact, it looks like something an evil villain dad would threaten to wash his kids' mouths out with...

Compact Suit Folder

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Pocket knife: check. Keychain light: check. 3-piece suit: check. EDC complete. The Compact Suit Folder condenses a full suit - jacket, pants, and tie - into a flat-packed tote about the size of a portfolio. Use it in...

Suction Cup Travel Bottles

$3.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

Suction cup travel bottles stick right to the shower surround! So even if there's no dish or ledge I'll never drop my soap - and never have to bend over and pick up my soap - again. Ahhh, maybe that bad childhood memory...

Volleback Graphene Jacket

$695 Vollebak »

No surprise the forthcoming Graphene Jacket "experimental prototypes" will be birthed from the utili-couture loins of Vollebak. They're the same company responsible for the Baker Miller Naptime Hoodie, and known for their...

Kin Slips Cannabis-Infused Dissolving Tongue Strips

Kin Slips describe themselves as "cannabis infused sublingual strips." Which to me translates as: weed you can dissolve under your tongue! Just like Listerine strips, except rather than fixing my bad breath, Kin Slips...

Warrior Axe Straight Razor

$157 Amazon »

Ah, a straight razor for a straight-up warrior...who's also pretty dexterous with a razor. And an axe, for that matter. Magic Ethnics' Warrior Axe Straight Razor is a sight for sore Viking / Celtic / Nordic / gamer /...

YETI Panga Airtight, Waterproof, Submersible Duffel Bag

$299.99 - $399.99 Amazon »

Dudes, do not fill your YETI Panga duffel with ice and beer. Airtight, waterproof, and submersible, the Panga series is YETI's "first non-insulated piece of gear that lives up to the standard of being built for the wild."...

Dualyz Summer Slipper Shoe with Removable Sole

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Dualyz invites all dudes and ladies to take their bottoms off. Nah, not because they want to start an orgy. Because they make unisex slipper shoes, sneaker-style footwear with removable soles for protective traipsing...

Ugly Feet Flip Flops

Discontinued

Oh man, I thought my friend Cornelius had ugly feet. But if even he got a pair of these Ugly Feet Flip Flops, I would know the crusty, cracking, mangled, bunion-bulging dogs from the swamp couldn't possibly be his own...

Nutshellz Level I Bullet Resistant Groin Cup

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Whoa. If I need a Nutshellz Level I bullet resistant groin cup it means I think I might be getting shot in the nuts. And if I'm getting shot in the nuts, it means the person doing the shooting is really evil, really hates...

Skinners Minimalist Barefoot Sock Shoes

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Skinners combine socks and the minimalist, barefoot shoe craze to form...Skinners Minimalist Barefoot Sock Shoes. I feel like this is the one thousandth time already this year I've had to ask, Are we living in an episode...

Lay-n-Go Wired Accents Bag

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Lay-n-Go, huh? Sounds like a Tinder date more than a cord and tech bag to me. But maybe the people who came up with the Lay-n-Go aren't familiar with the pleasures of laying and going, and therefore do not see the irony...

Men's Nike Benassi JDI Fanny Pack Slide

$49.99 Finish Line »

If I heard about Nike's new Benassi JDI Fanny Pack men's slide sandals without seeing them, I'd probably ask whatever yay-hoo was telling me about them if he needed some shoes to go with his Dadbag and Swoveralls. Or...