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It's On Like Donkey Kong Ring Box

$39 Etsy »

If proposing to your girlfriend with a giant Legend of Zelda Proposal Chest is too over-the-top geeky for you, take a more subtle route with this It's On Like Donkey Kong engagement ring box. Well, subtle at least in...

Bear Gentleman 130dB Personal Alarm

$13.39 - $16.99 Amazon »

Pull his metal wiener and this bear will forget he's supposed to be a "gentleman" and scream to the tune of 130 decibels. In the process, he'll try to help your wife, your lady friend, your mama, or your kiddo draw the...

AIR-INK: Ink Made from Air Pollution

$25 - $198 Graviky Labs »

Think of AIR-INK as clean dirt. A series of markers and a vial of screen printing ink, the artist's tools are made from captured and purified air pollution particulate matter. In more visual terms, AIR-INK creators Graviky...

Floafers Foam Water Loafers

$41.99 - $59.99 Amazon »

Hayes Brumbeloe created Floafers as a stylish alternative for everyone out there who begrudgingly wears uggo Crocs, Keens, Tevas, or water booties at the beach, pool, or wherever they don't want their "nice" shoes to...

Ostrich Pillow Light

$37.76 - $45 Amazon »

Order of Business the First: Get an Ostrich Pillow Light. Order of Business the Second: Steal that dude's blue plaid shirt and sweet ass mustache. Order of Business the Third: Crown self King of both Cool and Chill. Order...

Spray the Bi*ch Away Aromatherapy Perfume

$19.95 Amazon »

Dude. When I saw the name "Spray the Bitch Away" for this bottle of aromatherapy perfume I thought it was for men with mean wives and girlfriends, or crazy exes. I thought it would be the perfect Anti-Valentine's Day...

Spiky Slap Bracelet Sensory Toys

Discontinued

Whoa, flashback, flash forward, and sensory overload. These Spiky Slap Bracelet sensory toys are kind of a trip, fusing the neon slap bracelet with the studded punk dog collar aesthetic from the 1980s to support today's...

Legend of Zelda Proposal Chest

$180 Etsy »

Hello, Link cosplayers, geeky romantics, and dudes interested in easing the reality of what a certain question means with a clever, creative, 8-bit way of popping it. Candace Phillips, through her shop AFK for Cosplay...

Pelican Sport Wallet

$16.74 Amazon »

Ladies, the Pelican Sport Wallet makes the perfect gift for the man who climbs rocks, paddles rivers, and bikes backroads. The man you like to get adventurous with. Or the man you like to send off to get adventurous on...

Go F Yourself Condom Card

$9.99 - $12.99 FunnyCondoms.com »

I can think of many people to whom I'd like to send a Go F Yourself card (complete with packaged condom for carrying out the act!) but one dude stands out like a glowing beacon bobbing amidst the sea of the rest. How...

Le Loup Multi-Tool

$15.21 - $45.62 N-Product »

Here's why I'm showing you yet another multi-tool: because one look at the Le Loup Multi-Tool reminds me that winter...is here. Which! Means that summer...is coming. And in 2017, summer brings the premiere of Game of...

Aromatherapy Essential Oil Diffuser Necklaces

$14.99 - $15.99 Amazon »

Here's a cheap thoughtful gift for your lady Valentine. Aromatherapy Essential Oil Diffuser Necklaces have floral filigree designs crafted as lockets in the symbols of love (heart), wisdom (owl), we're breaking up (teardrop)...

QuickShoeLace One-Handed Laces

Sold Out Amazon »

Look, Ma! One hand! The QuickShoeLace one-handed lacing system brings convenience to adults, and an alternative to Velcro straps that will inevitably get gunked up with dust and food and boogers to kids who can't tie...

NiteSpecs LED Reading Glasses

Discontinued

Would you rather look like a big ol' nerd or read like a blind ol' bat? Choose the former and NiteSpecs will slide on over the helices of your ears to give your eyes both the magnification and the illumination they need...

The Traxedo - Tuxedo Track Suits

$23.58 - $89.99 Amazon »

Ahhh, Traxedo. The perfect response to the next time my girlfriend tells me to put on some nice clothes and take her to the (obscenely overpriced) wine & tapas bar. Ahhh, Traxedo. The polyester penguin suit that will...

Morse Code Bracelets

$26 - $56 Etsy »

Morse Code bracelets from Tim Art Creations are stylish and thoughtful ways to say I Love You this Valentine's Day without being too schmoopy, or going broke. Go for the 3 little words themselves, or have Tim stamp on...

Verve No-More-Canker-Sore Toothpaste

$8.49 Amazon »

Canker sores. Ulcers in the mouth that hurt like a mother and stick around like a mother-in-law. I used to get those bastards, like, once a month before I read about Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, SLS-free toothpaste, and Verve...

MATRIX PowerWatch - Powered by Body Heat

$129 - $159 MATRIX »

Three things come to mind when I see MATRIX's forthcoming PowerWatch: 1) The movie The Matrix; 2) The word "manpower," and 3) The saying, "If you want something done right, you better do it yourself." The MATRIX PowerWatch...

Quip Electric Toothbrush & Brushing Program

$40 - $150 Quip »

Quip doesn't think you're incapable of healthy and safe oral hygiene practices, they just think the way you're currently doing it is all wrong. And completely jacking up your teeth and gums. They'd like to help. Teach...

MeatSweats Relaxation Pants

MeatSweats want to help you kick back, relax, and show the world how proud you are of the 32-ounce porterhouse you demolished all by yourself. Their 100% polyester construction would also be happy to wick away the dew...

Sixth Finger Ring

Whooooo wants a FINGERring? Come on, ladies, don't be shy. If you've ever felt like something was missing from your life, here's the perfect opportunity to find out whether or not that something is a 6th finger...

Bacon Lanyard

Sold Out Amazon »

How is it that I haven't seen every dude in my office walking around with their ID tag hanging off a bacon lanyard yet? This strip of polyester cured pork fat will make every mouth in the meeting water, and I'd probably...

Spinning F Pin

When indecision strikes or words fail you, let fate decide the most appropriate way to F the situation. This enamel pin secures to your lapel where it will always be within finger's reach and ready to spin-a-fuck the...

OYOBox Mini Sunglasses Case

$135 - $195 Amazon »

OYOBox sees your future. It's bright. So bright you gotta wear four pairs of shades. Or at least have four on hand, stored neatly in a carbon fiber sunglasses case, to swap out according to the day's clothing choices...