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Savage Supply Co. Leo Bag

Guess what lucky SOB just scored one of Savage Supply Co.'s new Leo bag? That's right. This guy. You can turn the thumbs that are currently pointing at me around to yourself though. The handcrafted Leo canvas and full-grain...

My Neighbor Totoro Sleeping Bag Sofa Bed

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Totoro. My neighbor. My friend. My giant pillow of a bed. I think this version of the rotund-bellied wood spirit might even be to scale with the original anime Totoro. And even if your kids have no idea what My Neighbor...

Anti-Fatigue Faux Grass Rug

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Stressed out? Stuck in the office while summer happens out the window next to you? Just need some serenity now? I don't know how the hell a faux grass carpet is supposed to solve any of those problems, but according to...

Electronic Chewbacca Mask

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Chewbacca fans, Star Wars fans, fans of witnessing the good in the world, you gotta watch the video. You gotta. I know the lady in it wastes minutes of your life rambling and cackling on about Kohl's clothing and her...

Dry Shower Powder

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You can give your dog a bath without getting him wet. Why can't you do the same for yourself? (Without dousing yourself in patchouli, hippies.) While not a substitution for bathing altogether, Dry Shower Powder does provide...

Know Thy Nuts Soap on a Rope

$14.99 Movember Store »

I guess the Movember Store's Know Thy Nuts Soap on a Rope looks like a set of testicles. But it also looks like a lopsided butt and a white Grimace from the McDonald's commercials. So it wouldn't just make a great gift...

Look Good Naked Self-Tan Towelettes

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Pssshhh! I don't need a tan to make me look good naked!...

Snake Guardz Snake Protection Leg Armor

$58 - $87.49 Amazon »

I just read that Snake Guardz help prevent snake bites on hiking trails, camping trips, hunting and fishing excursions, and in the garden. The garden. You can get bit by a snake while gardening. That had not occurred...

Maxpedition Soloduffel Adventure Bag

$143.23 - $160.67 Amazon »

The Soloduffel is called such because it's all about you. Your carry-on. Your gym gear. Your overnight accoutrements. No expandable pouch for gifts for your mama. No, "Oh can I just stick my straightening iron and 4 extra...

HUSH Anesthetic Tattoo Numbing Gel

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Hey, it's not like I'm a puss, it's just that there are certain things in life I don't care for. Pain being one of them. Hush anesthetic gel has some mixed reviews about its effectiveness in creating a joyous barrier...

KEEN UNEEK Sandals

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KEEN says, "There's unique, and then there's UNEEK." I say there's unique, and then there's F'ing weird. These sandals look like someone had a little too much time and a little too much paracord on his hands. But KEEN...

Zeke's Beard Wipes

$7.99 - $14.99 Amazon »

Ye with fountains o' facial hair, Zeke's has created these packs of Beard Wipes just for you. To get rid of the flakes, the stench, the grease, the sweat, and the double chocolate chip fudge cookies crumbs that aren't...

Elephant Ear Earwax Remover

$31.95 Amazon »

The Elephant Ear Earwax Remover is kind of funny, kind of gross, and really, really life-changing. For me anyway. I mean, I thought I was going deaf. I was Googling cochlear implants. I learned the term "cochlear implants."...

Liberty Clip Money Stash Keychain

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Once again, RattlerStrap has climbed out from the manufacturing masses, and developed a creative, distinguished contribution to the overpopulated world of survival gear (see paracord belt, fire-starting shoelaces). In...

Travel-Ready Cigar Humidor

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Stogies in the morning, stogies in the evening, stogies on a 6-hour drive. When stogies got good storage you can smoke stogies anytime!...

Roadster Seatback Luggage

$199.99 Amazon »

You don't need a back seat if you've got a Seatback. Roadtrip Luggage has developed this clever use of space for weekend, overnight, or even day trip travelers who want to make the most of the limited storage in their...

Pac-Man Suit

$119.99 Amazon »

All the Ms. Pacs out there will melt in your arms when they get a look at your new arcade on a suit. OppoSuits, known for their quirky twists on classic menswear, has put Pac-Man to fabric and sewn him into a 3-piece...

Together Wear Hugging Hoodie

$69 - $139 Together Wear »

It was our early experiences with winter that first taught us about hugging a loved one to stay warm, and our early experiences with 80s denim that first taught us about sticking a hand in a loved one's back pocket to...

Betty Beauty Dye for Hair Down There

$14.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

Whether you're going gray, going to a rave, or going a little kinky in the bedroom, Betty has you covered. Well, your pubic hair anyway...

Tempest Craft Blades & Sculptures

Need a sick rippled machete that embodies the Aztec goddess of obsidian and Lord of the Night? An Indo-Persian war axe? How about just a good ol' pair of ceremonial scissors? Bladesmith Tom Ward forges some of the most...

Code Alpha Hybrid Garment / Duffel Bag

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The Code Alpha Hybrid Garment Duffel Bag gives you a way to keep your dapper garments all pressed and tidy without revealing to the rest of the world that you give two pleats about keeping your dapper garments all pressed...

Superfeet Outside Sandals

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You can't put insoles in flip flops, but Superfeet has found a way to put flip flops in their insoles. Superfeet Outside Sandals bring the structure and contour that make feet feel good on the inside to the 360-degree...

Trayvax Wallet

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In a world flowing with more wallet designs (and wallet crowdfunding projects) than cash, Trayvax still stands out to me every time I see it. It's fairly roomy for a minimalist wallet, with space for 10 cards and 5 bills...

Under NY Sky Aprons

$48.97 Amazon »

I know these Under NY Sky Aprons look like they're made for hipsters. Hipsters smugly running the grill. Hipsters self-importantly standing at the host stand. Hipsters douchily manning the bar. Hipsters passive aggressively...