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LED Lightsaber Flashlight Umbrella

$16.22 - $21.39 Amazon »

Battler of enemies from the sky teams up with battler of enemies from a galaxy far, far away with this LED Lightsaber Umbrella. If the Force is with you the umbrella's 25+" blade will light your way through the Dark Side...

Success by Trump Deodorant

$20 Amazon »

Donald Trump thinks you stink. Particularly if you're: Barack Obama; Hillary Clinton; George W. Bush; Carly Fiorina; Megyn Kelly; any other journalist; any other woman; disabled; Jeff Bezos; an immigrant; a Democrat;...

Hand-Wrought Damascus Steel & Wood Rings

Steven Wyatt of WedgeWood Rings handcrafts, sands, and polishes every one of his elegant metal and wood combinations to create standout pieces of jewelry that highlight the natural grain and unique characteristics of...

Flashing Finger LED Gloves

$14.99 Amazon »

These flashing finger LED gloves from Luwint can be used to get trippy at shows and raves, get in costume for stage performances, get spirited at sporting events, and get laughed off the road while riding a motorcycle...

Secret Jewels Hidden Jewelry Candles

$19.92 - $34.95 Amazon »

Christmas shopping for the ladies: done. Whether it's wife, girlfriend, Mama, Grandma, sister, daughter, or hostess (of one of the holiday parties you're attending, or that other kind in that other place you go to every...

Money Duck Soap - Up to $50 in Each Bar

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Know someone who could be a little more diligent about washing their hands? Or their body? Just remember, you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Or, in this case, you catch more hygienic kids and friends with cash...

Zafirro - World's Sharpest Razor

$179 - $199 Kickstarter »

I'm only telling you about a $199 razor because it used to cost $100,000. So they say. And also because they, the creators of Zafirro, also say their razor's sapphire blade make it the World's Sharpest, and longest lasting...

Furry Chewbacca Boots

It's time to put some Wookiee in your winter footwear. These grand fur-fronted and face-backed Chewbacca boots combine the best (and most ridiculous) elements of last year's reversible Chewbacca hoodie and last week's...

Star Wars Ugly Christmas Sweaters

$29.99 - $64.95 Amazon »

If Star Wars is on the Ugly Christmas Sweater scene now, I think we need to remove the "Ugly" modifier from the term. How about Star Wars Galactically Awesome Christmas Sweaters instead? Particularly the one spotlighting...

Light-up Arcade Belt Buckles

$42 - $125 Etsy »

All the sweet one-liners about paying to play, just a quarter for some action, and getting the high score you're thinking of right now? Get your mind above...well, not above the belt exactly. But above the area below...

Kaboost Portable Chair Booster

Sold Out Amazon »

Kaboost puts the kiddos right at table height by jacking up a chair's legs rather than its seat. It snaps on to most 4-legged round or square chairs, where it stays put and improves chair stability even when Jr. gets...

Cravar Leather Journals & Tote Bags

$35 - $239 Cravar »

Cravar creators Yoki Baskara and Rama Luhur began their leather journey with a trip and a kick. Baskara took an interest in the textile during a backpacking adventure to Italy, after which he began designing and fabricating...

Kickers Stormtrooper Boots

$244 Schuh »

Reader Dave, the good-lookin'-out dude who shed the light of these Kickers Stormtrooper Boots onto my life, told me he thought he peed a little bit when he saw them. Ditto, my friend. Dit. Toe...

Star Wars Thigh-Hi Style Tights

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Rotund. Top heavy. Proportional even. But never before would I have considered describing R2-D2 as leggy...

Soundwave Voice Message Art & Jewelry

$89.99 - $599.99 Soundwave Art »

Love letters. Tattoos. Sext messages. All valid and romantic ways to let them know you care. But none are as unique as a ring engraved with the sound waves produced when you tell them. Record a message you want a loved...

F**k Me Perfume

$33.50 Amazon »

In the words of the great Marcy Playground, "I smell sex and can-dy." Or is that sex and cran-ber-ries? With tonka mousse and a hint of Tuscan blood orange. From the perfumers and the sexologists who brought you Sure...

Well Endowed Zentai Suit

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I see your Little Green Man, and raise it one Huge Green Man. If you prefer Orange, Red, Yellow, Blue,, Purple, or Never-Go-Back Black, I have Zentai suits in all of those extra-tight, extra-long-schlong colors too. So...

Weed the Marijuana Leaf Mask

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Stoner culture meets stoner agriculture. Weed the Marijuana Leaf is a mask for Halloween, a mask for legalization rallies, and most of all, a mask to cover up your face when you're super high and need to hide it for...

Pelican Elite Vacationer Luggage

$485 - $545 Amazon »

Pelican defines cold with their coolers, crushes it (by way of resisting all infiltration and impact!) with their crush-proof backpacks, and now armors your garments, gifts, and gear for their journey into the vortex...

G-RO Carry-on: The One Bag

$279 - $378 G-RO »

While the greedy, unchecked executives of the airline industry continue to make flying more difficult, expensive, and miserable for their own profits, private companies like Ostrich and G-RO are developing ways to make...

The Dark Knight Joker & Henchmen Masks

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I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger. Looking for the perfect 6-pack of demented criminal masks this Halloween? Ministry of Masks has put together this set of replica masks depicting the Joker...

BLOCKS Modular Smartwatch

$195 - $275 blocks »

It's been a year-and-a-half since we first heard about BLOCKS and its plans to become the world's first modular smartwatch. Now, at last, the BLOCKS team is ready to sell us one. Sort of. BLOCKS has launched its Kickstarter...

Steampunk Frankenstein Costume

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First of all, yes, I realize this is not technically a steampunk Dr. Frankenstein costume, but a steampunk Dr. Frankenstein's Creature costume. But I didn't name it, the people who created The Nightmare Collection of...

Mullet Headbands

$9.99 - $14 Amazon »

Did you hear that researchers predict 1 in 3 costumes this Halloween will include a mullet? If not it's because I just made that up, but I think with a little teamwork and a lot of these Mullet Headbands, we can make...