Black-on-Black Watch
The Aark black-on-black watch goes by the name of Iconic, but I feel it would be more appropriately termed Black Don't Crack because that is more catchy and memorable, as well as perhaps the truest adage ever coined. I mean, you've seen Halle Berry and Denzel Washington and Morgan Freeman, right? Berry is 46. Forty-f'ing-six years old. Washington is 58 and Freeman 75. I think the first two should be commissioned to fight evil and repopulate the planet, with the third serving as their sage Obi-Wan.
The 42mm Iconic watch holds a 1:10 chronograph Japanese Quartz movement at its core, and expands into a 316L aircraft-grade stainless steel case plated with acid-etched PVD ion. Wow. That's a lot of words in a row that I don't really understand. Hopefully I've arranged them with proper syntax and in a way that is semantically meaningful to people who are smart.
Suggested via Dude Product Tips by Sara S. Good call, Sara.