16 of the Best Gifts for Cat Lovers

The Puking Kitty Gravy Boat is bllleeeccchhh! for 2020, and ready to upchuck some creamy goodness in 2021. In 2012 the couple behind the Puking Kitty puked up their first gravy boat in the likeness of their rescue cat, Mr. B. They ran the design as a Kickstarter project, and supporters pounced on it. The first run sold out, and the Puking Kitty took an 8-year hiatus.

Recently though, Bill Maher revisited the Puking Kitty Gravy Boat on his Real Time show, and it - along with the entirety of 2020, I'd imagine - inspired the hacker-upper's return to market.

Do you look like your cat? I don't think I look like mine. For example, my cat, Zanzibar, has a bushy tortoiseshell coat of fur that covers his entire body, while I myself am almost entirely hairless (thanks, Remington Shortcut!) with a skin color currently somewhere between school glue and wood glue. My wife has pointed out that we both get the exact same look of disdain on our faces when we see each other, but I'm not sure that's enough to qualify us for this Match the Cats with Their Humans! memory game.

Wanna be a copycat? Like, copy your cat and become a copy of your cat? Yeah, you probably do.

And if you already own the Licki Brush the news that Japanese company Shinto Michiya will make you a furry human-head-sized replica mask of your own Goose or Bella may have just made you pee your pants soil your litterbox. Hope you've got the $2,700+ in cash it's going to cost you to go full-on SWF.

That's Single Wacked-out Feline.

Sorry, I'm just assuming you're single.

This listing is for an Indiana Jones Cat Bridge, but it appears that in order to make it a viable lounging place for your own cat, you will also have to construct an entire Temple of the Chachapoyan Warriors to assist Indi-Kitty Jones in accessing it. Look at all those steps and structures Catastrophic Creations has installed leading up to the doorway bridge. I bet there's a rolling boulder in there somewhere too. The cats' furniture and toys have taken over the living room! This is almost as bad as having kids.

Cat Camp Cat Tents aren't just charming twists on cat beds that look like human tents on the outside. They are real, multi-part tents through and through. Cat Camp calls themselves "the world's first specialized tent maker for cats!" and handmakes all of their tents the same as those built as mini display tents for outdoor stores.

You even have to pitch them.

The second part of this book's title is Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat. Now let's think about that for a second. It's preposterous to imagine you and your cat could team up on craft night to make some dog voodoo dolls and tuna fish-scented glitter balls for him to chase around the living room. Right?

But I'd rather think a book believes that's possible than the reality of the situation. Which is that when author Kaori Tsutaya says she has some cute handicrafts to make with your cat, she means she has some cute handicrafts to make out of your cat. Crafting with Cat Hair is her M.O.

O.M. ... G.

I can has creamy tuna Go-Gurt? Yes, cats of the world, thanks to Delectables SqueezeUps, you can. Fire up your tongue and mind your claws because this is how this treat session's gonna go: I hold and squeeze, you lick and nomnomnom.

Packaged like Go-Gurt, textured like pudding, and colored like Soylent, Delectables SqueezeUps are tuna- or chicken-flavored purees stuffed into a lickable tube that gives cat owners the interactive opportunity to hand-feed their pets a tasty treat. And, more importantly, maybe get some Insta worthy photos and vids in the process.