17 of the Best Gifts for Dog Lovers

A murphy bed for pups, now that is some doggy style. The Eco FLEX Abigail dog murphy bed folds out of a decorative cabinet in your choice of Espresso or Antique White.

The convertible bed comes with a memory foam cushion, waterproof with a removable cover for washing. The cabinet is made of ecoFLEX, a non-toxic recycled plastic-wood polymer that is resistant to warping, cracking, and splitting. Open the canine murphy bed when you and your dog are hanging out watching Animal Planet, and then close it up to blend in with the rest of the furniture when guests come over or you're in the mood for a tidier, more composed look in your space.

50 Home Cooked Meals for Your Dog?! How about Feed Me: 50 Home Cooked Meals for Your Favorite Dude? I've seen dogs dig gristle out of the trash. I've seen dogs lick smeared PB&J and Filet-O-Fish sandwiches off the ground at the park. I've seen dogs eat POO! Dogs will eat anything! They don't need a home-cooked meal, much less a cookbook filled with 50 of them, and they certainly don't need a human to spend hours in the kitchen preparing gourmet dishes filled with love.

I, on the other hand, do.

So, uh, if any dog owners out there are planning to buy the Feed Me cookbook, and use it to whip up meals such as Carrot Risotto with Seared Beef and Quinoa with Squash and Lamb Ragu, would you mind making a little extra for me?

Sure, a CoyoteVest will make the lap dog wearing it look like a mohawked Mad Max BAMF, but that's just a happy side effect. The self-described "Pet Body Armor's" primary purpose is to protect Little Buddy from an attack.

Bigger dogs, nasty raccoons, and other wild animals can sneak up or decide to pounce on pets suddenly, and whether owners are there at the time or not, they may not be able to stop it. As the CoyoteVest's name suggests, coyote attacks in particular are on the rise in the US. What's a 7-pound puggle or a maltipoo going to do to combat a vicious low-level wolf?

How about stab it, poke its eyes out, and zap it back to the hole it crawled out of, all while keeping his own delicate doggie flesh impenetrable?

How the heckfire did Seth Casteel even come up with this idea of photographing dogs fetching balls and sticks and other lures of underwater canine submersion? Its hilarity - with one wrench of pure horror in the form of a snarling yellow lab thrown in for good measure - is kind of brilliant. Underwater Dogs exposes the underbelly of simple, carefree games of catch. What owners typically perceive as a sprint, a leap, and a splash, now emerges as a heretofore unseen subsurface circus.

Come on, dog owners. Don't say you've never left music or the TV on when you've left your pooch home alone so he or she would have some "company," maybe feel a little less lonely. Pet Acoustics' Pet Tunes Calming Music Dog Speaker just takes what you're already doing a step further, applying some (pseudo?) canine science to the act of soothing, comforting, and tricking your dog with sound.

The palm-sized Pet Tunes speaker is a Bluetooth device that comes pre-loaded with 90 minutes of music Pet Acoustics says was "developed by a sound behaviorist to reduce stress and calm nervous canines." Some stress-related behaviors you might test out the Pet Tunes speaker on include excessive barking and pacing, which typically manifest when Ollie or Bella is left home alone, traveling or staying in new environments, and during thunderstorms and fireworks.

Cuddle Clones transform any real pet you've got - dog, cat, rabbit, tarantula - into an adorable, highly realistic plush toy. The process takes several weeks, and all stuffed animals are handmade based on photos you upload of your pet, and unique characteristics about him or her you report with the submission. You can also choose how you want your Cuddle Clone positioned.

Ruffwear made its Highlands Sleeping Bag just for dogs because they know you want your pooch to be just as warm and cozy as you are when it gets cold in the mountains, or chilly on fall nights by the lake. Yeah, just as warm and cozy. But...preferably not on top of, or burrowed all up inside your sleeping bag with you, kicking and scratching as he has dreams of chasing rabbits and Amazon Prime delivery men all night.

Though the Cuss Collar sounds like a punishment for your foul-mouthed kids - or your husband - its application and function are a lot more literal. The Cuss Collar is a dog collar that swears whenever your dog barks. You know, like a dog-to-human translator that knows when Grandpaw* goes Woof! he's really saying, Woof the fuck?!

Created by MSCHF the Cuss Collar consists of a patent leather collar with padded interior strap, a stainless steel buckle, and the centerpiece, a bark-activated speaker that plays various profanities whenever your dog woofs you a piece of his or her mind.

*Grandpaw is the grand canine star of the Cuss Collar promo photos and video.