Female Form Guitar. In a way, you could call this one The Bone Guitar too. But that's a dirty, disrespectful joke so you won't.
Right?
She's curvaceous, stunning, and sings like a bird. A little hollow on the inside, but, hey, no one's perfect. Guitar visionary Paul Celentano built his Female Form from a tapestry of woods and finishes. Its spruce top extends into a sapele mahogany body, a mahogany neck with truss rod, a rosewood fretboard, and lacewood head stock veneer.