A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing
I wonder if Joe Pera and Joe Bennett created A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape in a moment of actual hangin' in the bathroom to avoid social interactions, work drama, or a dude at the front door selling solar panels. Moreover, I wonder if they were in there together.
In A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape, comedian Pera and illustrator Bennett attempt to make you chuckle while you don't tinkle, and giggle as you drop no dookie, but the book also aims to be a "sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom." It understands where you're coming from and why you're locked in the john with it, and it wants to help.
A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape includes meditative exercises to help you refocus, relax, reenergize, and, if it's successful, reenter the social situation that drove you into the bathroom in the first place. Before you've got a line of people outside banging on the door.
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