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Crafting with Cat Hair

$9.29 Amazon »

Cat people have just achieved a level of Crazy even I, an enthusiastic ridiculer of crazy cat people, was not aware of until now...

The Walking Dead: The Pop-Up Book

$44.08 Amazon »

And you thought it was too late to find her the perfect gift for Valentine's Day. Your heartfelt expression of love lies right here, within the 5 spectacular, full-color, highly detailed, romantic spreads of The Walking...

Narconomics: How to Run a Drug Cartel

$36.85 Amazon »

No war is radder than the war on drugs. At least from a business and economics standpoint. Tom Wainwright's Narconomics: How to Run a Drug Cartel isn't your traditional how-to book (sorry, budding drug lords), but it...

The Movie Book (Big Ideas Simply Explained)

$25 Amazon »

Apparently, DK writes a whole series of books on Big Ideas Simply Explained, but The Movie Book is by far the most interesting. The others are about boring things like Shakespeare, philosophy, and...ugh...politics. The...

Swear Word Adult Coloring Book (NSFW)

Discontinued

Adult coloring books are getting to be nearly as popular as Xanax for promoting relaxation and managing stress. Pair filling in the intricate line drawings with a few puffs of your favorite herbal refreshment, and you...

Star Wars Where's the Wookiee?

$8.11 - $13.95 Amazon »

Bonding with your kids is never easier than when there's something in it for you too. Like catching a fish. Witnessing a buzzer beater. Finding a Wookiee. Sure, Waldo isn't the worst dude for you and Mini You to be on...

The Food Lab: Better Home Cooking Through Science

$29.39 Amazon »

Is it bad to get my girlfriend a book that will teach her how to cook me delicious meals with balls-on scientific accuracy for Valentine's Day? (Remember, I'm making her an origami Swift Wind too.) Yeah, I think you're...

The Trump Coloring Book

$11.15 Amazon »

Whether you're for or against him, MG Anthony has compiled thousands of black lines and white space that will set you up to "show The Donald in his true colors." And I have to say, The Trump Coloring Book does a pretty...

Icons Unmasked Book

Have you ever wondered if the superheroes, animated icons, and comic book stars you see in pop culture are hiding something--a demure inner self, a secret identity, an ugly mug, James Franco--behind their masks? I haven't...

Scratch & Sniff Guide to Becoming a Whiskey Know-It-All

$29.92 Amazon »

For some, knowing what they like is enough. Others--the curious, the professionals, the annoying dudes who never quite grew out of toddlerhood--can't just accept that they like it, they have to know why. Richard Betts'...

Killing Hitler With Praise And Fire

$11.99 Amazon »

It's a choose your own adventure book that marries the past, the future, and one of the worst human beings in the history of the world. (See, look on the bright side Wu-Tang Clan: at least it was Martin Shkreli and not...

Star Wars Kama Sutra

$19.50 Amazon »

SN Herder has thought a lot about the Force awakening. So much that his mind went...there. First the gutter, and then the toy bin. Herder says he made The Extremely Unofficial and Highly Unauthorized Star Wars Kama Sutra...

Fallout 4 Vault Dweller's Survival Guide

$23.98 Amazon »

The Fallout 4 Vault Dweller's Survival Guide hardcover is a once-off printing, a Collector's Edition for all the fanboys and fangirls out there still as hyped up about the game's 5th installment as they were a month ago...

Do You Want To Play With My Balls?

$14.95 Amazon »

Do You Want to Play with My Balls? The question has Amazon reviewers riled up. Some are riled up because they're sooooo offended that someone would turn satirical sexual innuendo into a children's book, particularly one...

Middle Class Problems

$17 Amazon »

Mo' money, mo' problems, right? Never mind starvation and religious persecution. Homes destroyed by conflict or natural disaster. A paucity of healthcare, education, clean water. We're not talking problems of the have-nots...

Experimenting with Babies

$9.49 Amazon »

Nope, Experimenting with Babies is not a Carps & Angsty Manatee card. Nor is it, to the disappointment of at least one Amazon reviewer, a book of "information about surgical experiments intended to transform the baby...

Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words

$9.94 Amazon »

While I think Randall Munroe takes things, or, more precisely, thing explaining, too far when he "un-jargons" words such as smartphone ("hand computer"), helicopter ("plane with turning wings"), and microwave ("food-heating...

Kitchen Hacks: How Clever Cooks Get Things Done

$11.19 Amazon »

Want to be a culinary MacGyver? It might not be as admirable or lucrative as righting the world's wrongs, but I bet becoming a master of cooking steaks and making vanilla ice cream by hand will at least get you laid just...

Spy Secrets That Can Save Your Life

$16.02 Amazon »

We've heard what a Navy SEAL has to say about spitting in the face of danger and disaster...or at least walking away from them alive and safe...so I figured we might as well let a CIA officer weigh in on the topic too...

The Winter Survival Handbook: 157 Ways to Beat the Cold

$19.13 Amazon »

Winter isn't just coming, winter is imminent. Once again, all the joys of turkey and Christmas and ski season are about to clash with all the nuisances (and sometimes horrors, right Boston?) of extended darkness, frigid...

Grow the F*ck Up

$14.95 Amazon »

Grow the F*ck Up, you had me at "Giggle and shart." John Kyle's approach to teaching teens and young adults how to survive and, more importantly, make something of themselves in the world outside Mama's house is blunt...

Alien Next Door

$11.89 Amazon »

Here we have the script for the next sequel in the Alien franchise, tentatively titled Alien: Domestication. OK, not quite. It's actually a new satire from artist Joey Spiotto--the kind that's kind of for kids, kind of...

Extreme Ownership: How US Navy SEALs Lead & Win

$19.41 Amazon »

Interesting how Extreme Ownership: How U.S. Navy SEALs Lead & Win has released in the midst of our farcical 2016 election race, and the general political circus that's set up shop in Washington. I bet authors Jocko Willink...

Star Wars: Frames

$272.89 Amazon »

Now that I've finally seen and peed my pants over a full-length teaser of what Episode VII: The Force Awakens has in store, I thought I would spend the rest of the night reflecting on the riveting brilliance of Episodes...