The Gingerbread Kama Sutra
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Can't sex me, I'm the Gingerbread Man! Oh yeah, Gingie? The Gingerbread Kama Sutra disagrees. Equal parts tasty and sexually adventurous, Patti Paige's cookbook combines her signature recipes for gingerbread and icing with shaping and applying said gingerbread and icing into signature sexy positions from the notorious erotic tome.
Taking the edible romance a step further, The Gingerbread Kama Sutra also includes descriptions of the sex positions and acts you're bringing alive through holiday cookie baking, so you can replicate them in the bedroom. Incorporating your tantric kitchen creations into your tantric bedroom relations is optional.
The Gingerbread Kama Sutra includes "25 mind-blowing bakes," organized from Simple to Advanced to Expert. Sex positioned gingerbread people include Worshipping at the Jewel Terrace, the Rickshaw, Frog Fashion, Air Rider, and Suspended Scissors.
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