Alien Plush Toys
These Alien Plush Toys are made of non-allergenic and non-toxic materials. I mean, on the outside. On the inside they probably have stores and stores of radioactive outer space goo and mind-controlling gases they'll start emitting and injecting into you the second you make eye contact. (Do it. The last image in the gallery above. I dare you.)
Weird, creepy, definitely a thing that makes you go hmmm, and...yet...just so huggable. Alien Plush Toys come 3-Bears-style in Papa (39.3"), Mama (31.4"), and Baby (23.6") sizes. Buy them individually, add a set of them to your oddities collection, or wrap them up as a gift for a kid you don't like.
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Aliens M41A Pulse Rifle - Fully Functional
You look at the replica M41A Pulse Rifle from Aliens, its fully adjustable metal stock and removable magazine, and wonder, Is it real? It looks real. It's the right shape. It's...huge...definitely the right size. It moves...
Predator Helmet
When Batman got a helmet it made Predator all jealous so he whined to NLO Moto, "WTF man? First he gets the higher budget movies and legitimate actors and then DC rejects my idea for a The Dark Knight v. Predator crossover...
Alien Mind Control Mask
Oh what I would give to wear this Alien Mind Control mask to work. I'd just ride the lobby elevator up and down all day long, standing there ominously to greet, and soil the pants of, everyone who gets on. I'm almost...
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9-Foot Alien Abduction Inflatable
Bad news: the 9-Foot Alien Abduction Inflatable does not include the pictured inflatable cow getting beamed up into the UFO for its inevitable anal probe. Good news: you can get an inflatable cow that will fit inside...
Alien Abduction Lamp
When I see alien abduction images like this lamp's they make me think of one thing: Cartman gets an anal probe. Ugh, poor cow. Well, maybe not. I mean, really, whatever fate lies ahead for him on that spaceship can't...
Outer Space Vodka
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Alien Motorcycle
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The UFO Cabin
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Alien Facehugger Corset
I just cracked the ever-loving Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Alien vs. Predator, and Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem out of my knee cap on the corner of a coffee table, but somehow, as I gaze upon the Chesthugger...
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Life-Size Alien Head
When the staff at the H.R. Giger Museum in Switzerland saw this life-size replica head of the monstrous Alien their namesake created you could literally see the pride and joy bursting from their chests. (Good luck to...
They Live Alien Donald Trump Mask
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Life-Size Alien Queen Wall Sculpture
Just add a Santa hat and it's Merry Christmas, ya filthy Alien! ready to deck your halls with the most queenly of holiday decor...