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Rude Candy Bar Wrapper Mashups (NSFW)

$2.76 - $6.24 Etsy »

Previously I would have thought it rude for you to have a candy bar and not share it with me. But now that I see Fits & Giggles' rude candy bar wrapper mashups - Twat! Dick! Shithead! Rugmuncher! Ole Fuckface! And the...

Skateable Synthetic Ice

$244.99 - $3,699.99 Amazon »

For hockey players and skaters, these skateable synthetic ice tiles are a step up from those back-and-forth slide boards you have to wear shoe booties to use, but still a step down from EZ Ice, a real DIY backyard ice...

Wine Escape Room Game

My wife has never been a fan of escape rooms. She says they make her nervous. (The truth: she just hates group projects, or collaborating with other people on anything, in any capacity whatsoever.) However. I believe...

Monopoly: South Park Collector's Edition

$72.99 Amazon »

In honor of the spankin, bitchin', cheesy-poof-eatin' new "South Park: Post COVID" special coming out on Thanksgiving, here's an old South Park take on an even older game: Monopoly: South Park Collector's Edition...

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing

$10.99 Amazon »

I wonder if Joe Pera and Joe Bennett created A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape in a moment of actual hangin' in the bathroom to avoid social interactions, work drama...

Rip 'N Sip Ski Suit

$224.95 - $249.95 Amazon »

Tipsy Elves, makers of the Rip 'N Sip Ski Suit, sells them with a warning: "Caution: These ski suits may cause hand fatigue from excessive high fives." But I disagree. Based on the snow onesie's nod to the paper cup print...

A Visual Learner's Guide to Being a Grown-Up

$12.19 Amazon »

Tables, lists, and charts. Yep, those all sound like boring grown-up things. But wait! These are tables, lists, and charts from the mind of Matt Shirley. Tables, lists, and charts created, consolidated, and collated into...

Star Wars Death Star 1oz Gold Coin

I'd really like one of these Star Wars Death Star 1oz Gold Coins, but I'm pretty sure buying one would be the death of me. Either via superlaser to the face, or fist to the face if my wife found out I spent $2,900 on...

Foodheim: A Culinary Adventure

$21.99 Amazon »

Foodheim: A Culinary Adventure author Eric Wareheim is an actor, director, winemaker, and foodie. But you might know him best as Arnold, Dev's giant "token white friend" in Master of None, who develops a fondness for...

LEGO AT-AT

$799.99 LEGO »

LEGO is bricking up for the holiday season this year. The new LEGO AT-AT has a Black Friday 2021 release date, hot (and probably firing proton torpedoes) on the heels of the company's release of their largest building...

Penny Australia Plastic Skateboards

$109 - $199 Amazon »

Here's a Penny for your thoughts. My thoughts are that Penny Australia's Skateboards are pretty damn cool, made of waffled plastic decks Penny says makes them "the original and the best" for anyone who wants a simple...

Walkers Shortbread Advent Calendar

$44.99 Amazon »

A Walkers Shortbread Advent Calendar isn't as good as a Biscoff Cookie Advent Calendar - Biscoff Cookies are the most crunchy, crumbly, caramely creations I ever ate - but it's definitely way better than some cheap chocolate...

HEXBUG BattleBots Arena Pro

$44.97 Amazon »

HEXBUG's DIY robotic tech toys for kids are going to battle, and getting in on the Battle. The HEXBUG BattleBots Arena Pro release pits a pair of fighting robots against one another in the spirit of the long-running reality...

ShiZap! Shocking Stacking Block Game

$39.99 Amazon »

The dudes and ladies behind ShiZap! knew they couldn't solve all the world's problems, but when they sat down to consider their contribution, they concluded they could conquer at least one: how to make Jenga even more...

LEGO Home Alone House

$249.99 LEGO »

This isn't just a LEGO Home Alone House, it's a LEGO Ideas Home Alone House. The original design comes from 26-year-old Alex Storozhuk and, as of November 1, 2021, Kevin McAllister, the Wet Bandits, and all of their holiday...

Subpar Parks

$16.59 Amazon »

Subpar Parks: America's Most Extraordinary National Parks and Their Least Impressed Visitors is a tour guide through our country's finest specimens of Mother Nature. It is also a comedic compendium of reviews from people...

Bonne Maman Fruit Spread & Honey Advent Calendar

$44.99 Amazon »

"Bonne Maman" translates to "Good ol' Mama," and if my mama got me a 2021 Bonne Maman Fruit Spread & Honey Advent Calendar, I'd tell her she's a good ol' mama indeed...

James Bond 007 Secret Agent Attache Case Collectible

$675 007 Store »

In honor of James Bond Day 2021 - which, of course that's a thing - the 007 Store - which, of course that's a thing too - is reissuing the 007 Secret Agent Attache Case the Bond film franchise first released in 1965...

120 dB Electric Bike Horn

$13.88 - $15.99 Amazon »

Sure, a 120 dB electric bike horn could be a nuisance. Say, for example, attached to the handlebars of a gang of 8-year-olds' bicycles, and sounded every half block in ear-rupturing unison, or a cacophonic orchestra...

9,090-Piece LEGO Titanic

$629.99 LEGO »

Ready to go down like the Titanic? Then try your hand at building LEGO's 9,090-piece, 1:20 scale Titanic replica. They call the 53" long working model a "colossal achievement," being the largest LEGO set created to date...

Monopoly for Sore Losers

$39.99 Amazon »

If I had a Monopoly dollar for every kid...and CEO...and politician...who could use a copy of Monopoly for Sore Losers, I'd be so rich I'd take out Uncle Pennybags as the new face of Monopoly...

The Gen Z Dictionary

$5.99 Amazon »

I remember when the old people needed a dictionary to figure out what slang I was speaking, and now, now! The Gen Z Dictionary is here to taunt me with a new reality: what goes around comes around, and I am the "old people"...

Unagi Model Eleven Smart Scooter

$1,540 - $1,990 indiegogo »

Unagi hopes you'll fall for their latest scooter - an ultra-portable, still-powerful, super-smart electric transporter - and turn it up to Model Eleven...

T-Rex Foam Dart Gun

Sold Out Amazon »

Usually T-Rex is all about shoving things into his mouth, but here in T-Rex Foam Dart Gun form he takes a turn at spewing them out. His resultant destruction and turmoil remain the same. Nice shot, T-Rex! You hit my mama's...