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Goat Yoga Party Game
If you weren't sure if yoga could get any worse than goat yoga, or party games any worse than your cousin's vaping intervention, baaaaad news on both fronts: the Goat Yoga Party Game...
I Need a New Butt!
The name of the book is I Need a New Butt! And the refrain of the book is I Need a New Butt! Because the one I have is defective. It has a crack...
Mega Construx Masters of the Universe Castle Grayskull
I know what my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, is going to say about the Mega Construx Masters of the Universe Castle Grayskull. Where the Whispering Woods is the Crystal Castle version?...
TrueBalance Coordination Game
I don't need a handheld Jenga tower to tell me I've got no TrueBalance. Walking up the steps with my mug of coffee does that just about every morning...
Ping Pong Dining Table
It's meant to be a joint activity. A new game room sport: ping pong dining. Once your Thanksgiving dinner is laid out on the ping pong dining Table, once the turkey is carved (enhance the live action gaming fun with a...
Iconic Skyline Chess Sets
Skyline Chess pits New York against New York, London against London, Paris against Paris, and in one case, New York against London in stunning boards and pieces that bring a whole new architecture to the classic strategy...
Alien Plush Toys
These Alien Plush Toys are made of non-allergenic and non-toxic materials. I mean, on the outside. On the inside they probably have stores and stores of radioactive outer space goo and mind-controlling gases they'll start...
RoboSoccer
I hope RoboSoccer the game is as cool as RoboSoccer the name. I mean, minus 1 point right away for being tabletop rather than lifesize, but I guess I can forgive that given the space limitations of my condo...
DJI Mavic Mini Drone
I notice DJI is careful to call their new Mavic Mini a "flycam" instead of a "drone." Just like how that Netflix documentary The Game Changers goes for "plant-based diet" over "vegetarian" and "vegan." Too many negative...
The I'm-So-Hungover Cookbook
What's inside The I'm-So-Hungover Cookbook? Carbs. Author Jack Campbell believes the only cure for a night of a couple beers leading to a few more bad decisions leading to an alarming blood alcohol content is hundreds...
EpochAir Wall Climbing RC Car
The EpochAir RC car is ready to take an epic spin from the living room to the kitchen...by way of the walls and ceilings between them. Piloting this remote control toy, your kids (and you know you'll want at least one...
The Fart That Got Away
Yes, The Fart That Got Away is a book about farts. But at its heart, at the heart of its fart, it's a book about friendship. The camaraderie, the respect, and the admiration between a man (OK, pubescent boy) and the gas...
24 Days of Sex & Seduction Advent Calendar
Advent calendars are making a play for the top Christmas trend of 2019. I've never seen so many available in the US. And I've definitely never seen a 24 Days of Sex & Seduction Advent Calendar in the US, or anywhere else...
Porsche 911 Advent Calendar
Who wants a 1965 Porsche 911 for Christmas? Caveat: you have to assemble it yourself. Over the course of 24 days. And it might not be big enough to sit in and drive when you're done. Still! Nothing can rev up the countdown...
Toss 'n Talk-About Men Stuff Ball
As if the name Toss 'n Talk-About Men Stuff isn't bad enough, the actual thing Toss 'n Talk-About Men Stuff refers to is an inflatable beach ball printed with dozens of conversation topics for men who might otherwise...
Pizza Playing Cards
Pizza Playing Cards are delightfully saucy and cheesy and all, but come on. Is anyone really going to play a game of poker with them? I feel like even the person who buys them will give up on solitaire after a few tries...
The Illustrated Compendium of Ugly English Words
Imagine the sick pleasure Tyler Vendetti and Rebecca Pry took in writing and illustrating The Illustrated Compendium of Ugly English Words: Including Phlegm, Chunky, Moist, and More. Just knowing the sick pleasure we...
Bob Ross Bingo
Holy happy little trees! How munch money are people making off Bob Ross these days? Bob Ross Bingo now? Yes indeed. Bob Ross Bingo. With cards for up to 16 players, and 42 different Bob Rossisms and Rossian friends decking...
Throw Throw Burrito Dodgeball Card Game
Card games, whatever. But burritos and dodgeball together? Like, at the same time, not the one as a consolation prize for getting pummeled in the face with the other? Throw Throw Burrito, I'm listening. You have, like...
Dinosaur Baby Mobile
Sweet dreams are made of these: dinosaurs! T-Rex, stegosaurus, and brontosaurus, to be precise. Sweet dreams are also made in Canada, home of the Dinosaur Baby Mobile's felt crafter, Kristina Turchyn...
Deviant's Pocket Guide to Outlandish Sexual Desires
At printing, The Deviant's Pocket Guide to the Outlandish Sexual Desires Barely Contained in Your Subconscious was coming very soon, and if you can get a handle on your Dendrophilia and Macrophilia and Emetophilia (oh...
Slideways Cube Puzzle
The real puzzle of the Slideways Cube, and intricately handmade brainteaser from puzzlemaker Lee Kasnow, is why I would spend one thousand dollars to drive myself absolutely mental when I can commute to work or go over...
Nerf Ultra One Motorized Blaster
The Nerf Ultra One Motorized Blaster brings us something very special: the farthest flying Nerf darts ever! With a 120' range, these babies are like the Amelia Earhart of Nerf darts! The Qatar Airlines Auckland to Doha...
Bottled Frustration Brainteaser Puzzle
Bottled Frustration Brainteaser Puzzle? Aw, come on, it's Friday afternoon! This should be a Monday morning, or maybe a hump day afternoon post to better encapsulate how I feel. Right now, my bottled frustration is sloshing...