AleHorn Drinking Horns & Tankards
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Game of Thrones-inspired AleHorns give you at least one of the tools you'll need to drink like the head of a House of Westeros. (You're on your own for the arrogance, swagger, hunger for power, and thirst for blood.)
AleHorns' Mountain-sized tankard holds up to 36 ounces of brew, wine, or whiskey between its walls of 100% ethically-sourced bovine horn, while the Tyrians out there can enjoy their libations from...wait. Tyrian would probably use the 36-ouncer too.
Maybe it's the sensible Jon Snows then who would prefer AleHorn's 16- or 20-ounce tankards. And for those who scorn setting down their beer before it's all drunk up, a 12" or 20" polished ox horn might be preferable to the mugs. (Don't worry, if you need to engage in an impromptu sword fight, they do come with a stand.)
Each AleHorn is unique in shape and appearance. Vessel walls and handles are formed from a single piece of horn, and then fully sealed and coated with a food safe finish. Tankards and horns are suitable for holding cold and room temperature drinks.
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