Holiday Laser LED Firefly Lights
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- 180-LED Strobe Light - $31.49
- Star Shower Motion Laser Light - $29.99
- Disco Party Laser Stage Lights - $29.99
- Party Lights with Remote Control - $11.99
Oh the trouble Clark Griswold could have saved himself if only he'd gone on Christmas vacation in the 2010s. Nowadays one little staked Firefly box fitted with one pint-sized disco ball connected to one tiny projector are all it takes to alight the side of your house, or any area up to 40' high x 60' wide, with an LED illusion of falling red and green snow.
The laser LED Firefly Lights project holiday cheer without the legwork. They beam out a virtual festive snow at the touch of a button, and if you go with the moving laser LED Firefly Lights, they'll do it in custom flake sizes and fall rates.
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