Chocolate Zombie Bunny
/chocolate-zombie-bunny-12108.jpg "Chocolate Zombie Bunny")
- Zombie Peter Rabbit Chocolate Easter Bunny - $17.69
- Stuffed Zombie Bunny - $13.24
- Darth Vader Chocolate Bunny - $14.75
- Gummy Brains Candy - $9.50
- Chocolate Video Game Controllers - $19.90
The Chocolate Zombie Bunny is what happens when you make an April Fool's Joke that sends all the little zombies into a frenzy of Easter basket demands, and then off on a killing spree when they discover the punchline. That is, the Chocolate Zombie Bunny is what happens when, to avoid similar bloodshed and brain consumption this Easter, you turn the joke into a real live...but not alive...and also undead...white chocolate rabbit with that telltale green tint and a stream of blood pouring from its nose.
Another ThinkGeek prank turned product, this Chocolate Zombie Bunny had the misfortune of contracting the dreaded Hopping Dead virus. On the bright side, rather than turning his insides to viscous, fetid goo that craves human organs, it hardened them into delicious white chocolate that will probably just contribute to coronary heart disease. The 8-ounce bunnies are particularly happy to make basket appearances and partake in Easter celebrations as they feel their shared experiences rising from the dead give them a special bond with Jesus.
If they can realize choco-zombie rabbits, ThinkGeek has my vote for doing the same with Minecraft Marshmallow Creeps.
DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more.
Cute Ass Animals Underwear
Etsy vendor Nichola's Knickerockers, underwear with adorable animal faces strategically sewn across one of my favorite places on earth, are pricey. But to all ladies who often get mistaken for Victoria's Secret models...
/Fresh-Whole-Rabbit-1747.jpg?mode=crop "Fresh Whole Rabbit")
Fresh Whole Rabbit
Nom, nom, nom. It's Hasenpfeffer meets the next-generation three wolf moon shirt. Your days of gnawing on leathery old rabbit parts that taste like a combination of barnyard and the positive ends of AA batteries are over...
/bunny-ear-succulents-48432.jpg?mode=crop "Bunny Ear Succulents")
Bunny Ear Succulents
All the cuteness, half the care, and bunny ear succulents won't drop poop pellets all over your house when you bring them out to play. With the current popularity of houseplants, succulents in particular, and the impending...
Bubonic Bunny Hoppers
Looks like we're gonna have a grotesque perversion of the fuzzy, frolicky, happy animals emblematic of every major holiday now. First Phillip Blackman took on Valentine's Day with his Undead Teds, and here Undead Ed tackles...
Mouse Taxidermy Kit
I hate to throw out a perfectly good dead mouse. It just seems like an anti-climactic payoff for the money I spend on traps and cheese. I'm glad to hear the people of London agree. According to Firebox, mouse taxidermy...
/killer-rabbit-slippers-57222.jpg?mode=crop "Killer Rabbit Slippers")
Killer Rabbit Slippers
Beware ye who enter the Cave of Caerbannog without backup in the form of cozy, yet stylish, footwear. Officially licensed by Monty Python - with a snarl-and-sap of approval from the Killer Rabbit himself - these snaggletoothed...
/3d-animal-earrings-48932.jpg?mode=crop "3D Animal Earrings")
3D Animal Earrings
Are these 3D animal earrings - 3D in both style and printing - not the most adorable skin skewers you've ever seen? From the cat that looks pissed to be stuck hanging from a lobe, to the narwhal who's wondering why he...
Dark Chocolate Sriracha Bunny
At first I thought the Dark Chocolate Sriracha Easter Bunny was just the latest addition to our rooster sauce pop culture craze, but further rumination made me realize its true application is as a training tool for children...
/astronaut-rabbit-side-table-55461.jpg?mode=crop "Astronaut Rabbit Side Table")
Astronaut Rabbit Side Table
Oh, and if a jade green Astronaut Rabbit Side Table isn't kooky enough for you in and of itself, bonus alert! Space Bunny's helmet is also a tissue dispenser!...
/fleece-bunny-hoodie-59143.jpg?mode=crop "Fleece Bunny Hoodie")
Fleece Bunny Hoodie
Now that Valentine's Day is finally over, we can move on to Easter, my favorite holiday of the year. Haha, sike. Easter is dumb too. ... Unless you plan to give me an adults-only Easter basket, in which case, I'll honor...
Game of Thrones Cookbook
Replete with an endorsement and foreword by George R. R. Martin, the definitive Game of Thrones cookbook, A Feast of Ice and Fire, begins shipping on May 29, 2012. Pre-orders are currently available for recipes replicating...
/bunny-ears-seagrass-rattan-48478.jpg?mode=crop "Bunny Ears Seagrass & Rattan Storage Basket")
Bunny Ears Seagrass & Rattan Storage Basket
Somebunny had their clever hat ears on when coming up with this Bunny Ears Seagrass & Rattan Storage Basket. Seagrass and rattan are very popular trends in the world of home decor right now. And bunny ears, well. From...