Twix Shakers Seasoning Blend
Twix Bars pulverized into a seasoning blend of chocolate, caramel, and cookie? Uh, can the Twix Shakers Seasoning Blend run in 2024? It might not know much about the economy, the law, the world in general, but what politician does these days? At least one thing's for certain: the Twix Shakers Seasoning Blend has a better chance than any human being of filling the chasm between parties (with a delectable blend of sandy sweetness) and uniting us in love (of food) and purpose (eating a lot of it) once again.
Twix Shakers Seasoning Blend is a 13.5-ounce container of candy sprinkles obviously suitable for ice cream and cookies. The waffles and buttered toast ideas intrigue me too. I cannot, however, under any circumstance, condone Twix Shakers Seasoning Blend chicken wings. Vomit!
Way to ruin a near-perfect thing with a single photo, B&G Foods. What am I supposed to do with Twix chicken wings? Start a YouTube show and interview celebrities as I make them eat a series of wings coated in progressively more disgusting toppings? Call it Gross Ones, maybe? ... Hey, wait a minute....
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