The Exorcist Puking Regan Bottle Pourer
Is it weird to say whatever this Exorcist Puking Regan Bottle Pourer is puking up looks delicious? What is that, a Grasshopper cocktail? Maybe some sort of liquid key lime pie? As long as it doesn't taste like the vomit of a young girl possessed by Satan, I'm down to try it.
Made by Crimson Hands FX, the Exorcist Puking Regan Bottle Pourer grips the insides of almost any liquor or wine bottle to put on as much of a show as you're pouring your demonic concoction as the friends and families of those who drink it will enjoy 'round the toilet and in the front yard later when they hurl it back up.
Regan as a bottle pourer is made of lead-free pewter, measures 5" long, and weighs 2.5 ounces. Want more of the devil child? A lot more? Check out this life-size Regan Doll.
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