Selfie Skeletons
As the great Valley Girl once said, "Ugh, gag me with a spoon!" These Selfie Skeletons, a Halloween party decoration that simply mimics what everyone at your Halloween party will be doing, come to us home decor brand Ashland. Which recently sold its soul to the Devil Facebook.
Made of calcium carbonate and resin the Selfie Skeletons stand 9" tall x 8.5" wide, the perfect size for a console table - or perhaps a dinner table, if you give these Insta-crazed sacks of bones as a gift to your girlfriend - centerpiece this Halloween. Just make sure they're accessible to your guests, because they're going to be in high demand. What better Halloween selfie is there for the living than a selfie with the selfie-taking dead?
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