Gear

Bloody Frenchies! Always spooking the kids with their smooshed wrinkly faces, their snorting, their impaled weaponry!...

A cock block isn't always a bad thing. Especially if your arms are full beers and tacos and you need something to hold the door open for you. The Cock Block Doorstop is just the cock for that kind of block. Coincidentally...

The Electronic Social Distancing Wristband is like a metal detector for humans. Specifically, humans who are getting too damn close to you. Beep, beep, beep [6-foot threshold crossed] beebeebeebeebeebeep!...

The Relaxx Mug is for leaning back, lounging back, and kicking back without compromising your ability to throw one back. The unspillable porcelain mug has a unique tulip design that gives your two lips easy, mess-free...

Here's the good news: the Meow Hear This hidden meowing cat prank has, not one, but two, cat sounds programmed into its palm-sized, 3M-adhesive-backed electronic meowing machine. Even better, maker FUN Delivery describes...

ChonkerKeys help prevent some of the "Oops!" of video calls, plus make it easier for participants to access common functions, with giant physical keys that control video and microphone on / off, screen sharing, hand raising...

The Marvel Sound Effects Machine is the ultimate fanboy's and fangirl's Hype Button. But rather than an air horn, this little red collectible blares 8 different signature sounds from the superheroes of the Marvel Universe...

Nutshell Coolers are lightweight, collapsible coolers whose insulation comes from coconut husks. More specifically, upcycled coconut husks that would otherwise be burned as agricultural waste, and upcycled coconut husks...

Hey, I'm all for antagonizing cats, especially my own feline arch nemesis, Zanzibar, but calling the Nerf Catnip Disc Blaster a cat "toy"? Dudes, check out those catnip discs. Two inches in diameter, and made of what...

The AnnoyingPCB is a prank for the ages. That is, the age of going back to the office, and the age of WFH, since this endless beep machine hides easily in any room - or car interior - and will drive anyone from co-workers...

I wouldn't normally write about some new Samsung Galaxy something, but dudes. The Samsung Galaxy Z Flip3 5G is some new Samsung Galaxy flip phone. A type of phone so close to my heart I only parted with mine and got a...

No more Mr. Nice Toucan Sam! A little birdie told me these little birdies will cut ya! Sold as a set of 4, the Bird Folding Knives transform from docile, adorable parrots to toucans with bladed beaks ready to cut off...

The Harry Potter Dementor Replica with LED Lighting is here to hang from your porch ceiling or a tree in the front yard, and haunt the F out of every child, UPS driver, and squirrel that passes it between now and Halloween...

The Mobile Pixels Duex Plus Portable Monitor is the latest offering in Duex's line of versatile monitor attachments. I previously wrote about the Duex Trio, and the Plus brings most of the same benefits, but in a slightly...

I don't know when Cooler Master is going to release their Orb X, a motorized, multi-purpose, immersive gaming and work, but probably mostly gaming, station. Maybe when the spaceships arrive from the future, or Han Solo...

They say it's a nondescript "4' inflatable zombie baby," but I'm pretty sure it's Petyr from What We Do in the Shadows. Or maybe The Master from Buffy. Or maybe the lovechild of them both. Speaking of which, this super...

"Dude, check out my new wireless earbuds." "Dude, where? I see nothing." "Naw, dude, you see Nothing. Nothing ear (1)'s - they're tiny, they're wireless, and they're clear." "Dude, sweet. Why clear?" "Dude...I don't know...

Victorinox puts a "Bjorkmans Twist" on their SAK line for 2021 with the Swiss Champ Damast Limited Edition. The pocket knife features a "Bjorkmans Twist"-patterned Damast steel blade wrapped in forged black carbon scales...

Elevate your game - or at least your own perception of it - with the BlissLights Starport USB Laser Star Projector. For gamers at their PC setups or, uh, players in their living rooms and car interiors, the mini projector...

The RoKit from foldy smartphone designer Royole is a flexible electronics development kit with an open platform, designed for makers to help Royole improve their technology and product offerings...

Home Depot is following up the spooky success their 12' Skeleton from last Halloween not only with even more 12' Skeletons for this year, but the all-new 12' Inferno Pumpkin Skeleton with LifeEyes (i.e., LCD eyeballs...

Fidget toy meets self defense weapon in the TOYOGE Knuckle Duster. Even when you're wearing it, with its bright white-and-black carbon plastic composition, and funky shape covered in textures and imprinted accents, the...

Waking up in the morning is hell, and hey, check out the SPIRITUS. An alarm clock that will look like the Devil threw it into your bedroom straight from his bony gates. Oh, and the clock is also an aroma diffuser of essential...

If you think super thin is super fly, check out Zootility's ST-2, the brand's Super Thin folding pocket knife with a thickness of just 0.125". Oh and also, keep your opinions to yourself because I am sick of skinny jeans...