Gear

Phone Toaster 5-in-1 UV-C Phone Sanitizer

$84 - $94 Kickstarter »

According to Phone Toaster creator April Stone, her 5-in-1 UV-C germ nuker is "the world's most feature-packed phone sanitizer." We'll talk about that in a sec, but first I'd like to point out that the Phone Toaster is...

Alexagate Amazon Echo Spy Blocker

$99 Alexagate »

You may not always be talking to her, but Alexa is always listening. Even when she swears she's not, which is, like, Play #1 in the Eavesdropper's Handbook. Alexagate is here to cover her ears, put the counter surveillance...

Draft Top Beer Can Opener

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Cups. I thumb my nose at thee. No, make that my Draft Top. I thumb my Draft Top at thee...

Real Miniature Steel Sword

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This steel sword may be forged in miniature, but it's still honed to a super sharp edge, and eager to be wielded during all the little battles you'll fight in your life. Loose threads. Plastic clamshell packaging. That...

The Ridge Summit Knife

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I was trying to pen a catchy opener for The Ridge's Summit Knife based on that Capital One slogan, "What's in your pocket?" but then I looked it up and found the slogan is actually, "What's in your wallet?" and that doesn't...

Flipper Zero - Tamagochi for Hackers

$119 - $129 Flipper »

When I read the Flipper Zero described as a "Tamagochi for hackers," I assumed someone had finally found a successful way to teach tech bros EQ. And in a way, maybe the hackerspace-born team of Flipper Zero creators has...

Mini Keychain Double Action Knife with Tanto Blade

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The entirety of the product description for this mini keychain double action knife with tanto blade reads as follows: "Pocket keychain knife tanto style." At first I was pretty disappointed with that - 5 words is all...

BZ Smartphone Holders

$14.99 - $49.99 Animi Causa »

Phone holders of phone holders. Smartphone stands of smartphone stans. Maybe it's depressing what this set of BZ Smartphone Holders symbolize, but, I mean, they're accurate. Especially the dude lounging in the chair -...

3D Thor's Hammer Keyboard Keycap

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And when Mjolnir, hammer of the great Thor, comes crashing down, my document it will print! This 3D Thor's Hammer keyboard keycap is made of titanium and aluminum alloy, and backlit through the cracks of Mjolnir's crushing...

Nite Ize BigFoot Locker KeyRack

$9.59 Amazon »

I wouldn't normally consider Bigfoot the most tidy and organized beast on the block, but hey, I guess I don't know the guy that well. So if Nite Ize wants to use his good name in promoting their BigFoot Locker KeyRack...

Phillips Head Screwdriver Diversion Safe

$19.95 Amazon »

Screw it, I'm taking my stash. This Phillips Head Screwdriver Diversion Safe retains a screwdriver's trademark talent of screwing and unscrewing screws, while bringing a new trick to the party: unscrew the Phillips head...

Frank Lloyd Wright Absorbent Stone Coasters

$12.97 - $22.99 Amazon »

While Frank Lloyd Wright was a brilliant designer and an icon in the world of architecture, I have heard from an architect or two that his creative vision often overshadowed his interest in technical design, particularly...

Augason Farms 55-Gallon Water Treatment & Storage Kit

$276.18 Amazon »

Augason Farms uses a 55-gallon, BPA-free water barrel made from food-grade Polyethylene as the reservoir for its emergency water filtration and storage kit. From the looks of it, it's the same one Passion uses for their...

Keysy RFID Duplicator - Copy Keycards & Keyfobs

$64.99 Amazon »

Copying your keyfobs and keycards? It's now Keysy peasy. The Keysy RFID duplicator from Tiny Labs is able to copy up to 4 low frequency (125kHz) RFID fobs and cards onto its single keychain attachment to consolidate your...

The CityRadio - Major City Radio Stations in Real Time

$113 Palomar »

Tune in, Tokyo, tune in, Tokyo - holy crap, CityRadio! It worked! That never happens when I try it with boobies. (Though as cool as the CityRadio is, the game is still more fun with boobies. Am I right, young Jonathan...

Drowse Buster-E Stay-Awake Wearable

$26.99 - $36.99 Amazon »

Who's up for a little classical conditioning? The Drowse Buster-E is a wearable for sleepy drivers, students, and office workers who need a little...stimulation to stay awake while engaged in mind-numbing activities after...

Aurora Professional Strip Cut Paper & Plastic Shredder

$31 - $43.72 Amazon »

A couple weeks ago my friend Esteban told me the story of buying his first house. He said the best part was right after he moved in he was cleaning it up, doing some work on the kitchen, and on top of one of the cabinets...

Carbon Fiber AirPods Case

$33.90 - $49.90 Amazon »

Have you ever asked your AirPods if they might like to ride fast, strong, and light too? Monocarbon makes AirPods cases out of real carbon fiber - you know, the woven black strands that are "usually used in super car...

Float Buddy Soda Float Glass

$12.99 Amazon »

Mmm, when's the last time you had a root beer float? Or a Coke float? Or a sodie float of any kind? The Float Buddy provides instant access to, and ensuing instant pleasure from, whatever soda float you can dream up...

GO:LIVECAST Live Streaming Studio for Smartphones

$67.85 Amazon »

Live! from my mama's basement, sipping on White Russians and unwrapping free samples of CBD oil, beard oil, wifi routers, and TERRACOCK'n'BALLS Planters people have sent me, it's The Dude!...

MotivAider Tool for Changing Behaviors & Habits

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I like the idea of this MotivAider gadget. A tool for making positive changes in behavior and habits is exactly what I need. ... For someone else. Can I use the MotivAider on my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power? Because...

QuenchSea: Turn Seawater into Freshwater

$59 indiegogo »

QuenchSea is a handheld seawater desalination gadget designed with sailors, campers, emergencies, and humanitarian relief in mind. Its design allows for a steady flow of seawater to pass through 3 stages of conversion...

Hot Dog Man & Marshmallow Woman Campfire Cooking Sticks

$20 Etsy »

Hot diggity...boobies! Wieners too! Meet the Hot Dog Man and the Marshmallow Woman, a campfire cooking stick power couple whose powers include: roasting hot dogs; toasting marshmallows; and giving everyone they meet their...

Pure Titanium Beer Mug

Discontinued

Ivory soap might be 99 44/100% pure, but this titanium beer mug ekes out the win at 99.5%. Not that soap and titanium really merit comparison, but since they're calling this double insulated drinkware a beer mug, and...