Gear

BoozeBrella Covert Umbrella Flask

$13.99 Amazon »

The BoozeBrella covert umbrella flask steps in when it's crap weather and raining, and you don't really have a good reason to be smuggling your booze in to festivals, sporting events, and Mormon weddings inside a covert...

Butter Buddies - Mess-Free Butter Spreaders for Corn

$8.99 Amazon »

It's the Summer of Corn. Be it the cob kind, the popped kind, the tortilla-ed kind, or the uni kind, not a hotter-than-balls day has gone by these past few weeks that I haven't buddied up to some corn. And while I'm loath...

Shark Corn Holders

$17.99 Amazon »

Take a bite out of summer's bounty with this set of Shark Corn Holders. They've been holding up my corn for me real nice, which I why I was able to toss out that "Take a bite out of summer's bounty" line without a flinch...

LEGO Breakfast Machine

Play with LEGOs. Play with your food. Or! Let your LEGOs play with your food. But only if you can build a LEGO Breakfast Machine as neat and captivating as YouTube LEGO Technic master The Brick Wall made for his dad...

SOG CashCard Folding Knife

$27.13 Amazon »

At least with the SOG CashCard Folding Knife if someone steals your money clip stashed with cash and credit cards they'll...uh...have something to use to defend themselves when you try to take it back...

BeerDroid Fully Automated Beer Brewing System

$599 Amazon »

What does BeerDroid bring to your pint glass? According to the automated home brewing system, "2.6 gallons of premium quality beer with the push of a button." Nice. At the grocery store it takes me at least 5 buttons...

Project Rock UA Sport Waterproof Wireless Headphones

$249.95 Under Armour »

Want to Rock out at the gym? Looks like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was all ears when Under Armour proposed adding headphones to their Project Rock athletic clothing and gear collaboration. The two have just released the...

Celestron Ultima Zoom Spotting Scope

$112.85 - $304.97 Amazon »

Shown above is Celestron's 52252 angled spotting scope, a 100mm model with 22x-66x magnification. They say it's their most popular in the Ultima series, as well as the largest Ultima aperture scope, good for birding and...

Mr. Stash Cap Bottle Storage Diversion Container

$8.99 Amazon »

Mr. Stash Cap knows it's much easier to swallow that "aspirin" with some water, and that nothing goes better with "oregano" than a bottle of grape Fanta. So Mr. Stash Cap isn't just willing to serve as your weed jar...

Nalgene Tritan Glow in the Dark Water Bottle

$7.69 Amazon »

I was just thinking Nalgenes are the like the LP record of water bottles, and then I scrolled down to this Nalgene Tritan glow in the dark water bottle's description and saw Nalgene themselves call their bottles "The...

Hydro Flask Unbound Lightweight Soft Cooler

$274.95 Hydro Flask »

Remarkably cool. It's how Hydro Flask describes their new Unbound Series Cooler Pack, a lightweight soft cooler with backpack straps and room for up to 24 cans of your favorite potion. Like the company's water bottles...

Sidesip Safer Driving Travel Mug

$29.99 Sidesip »

Like many inventions, the Sidesip travel mug came about by accident. In this case though, it was a car accident. Clear View Cups LLC created the Sidesip, a mug whose sipping nozzle is an extension off the side of its...

Jack Daniel's 80-Quart Rolling Party Cooler

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How many bottles of Jack Daniel's Downhome Punch and Jack Daniel's Black Jack Cola can a Jack Daniel's 80-quart rolling party cooler chill between its cubes of ice?...

Pizza Box for Eating Pizza in Bed

This unassuming pizza box pulls an outstanding Optimus Prime and transforms into a pizza box lap desk for...for...for eating pizza in bed! Eating pizza in bed! Right out of the box! The box that has turned from a cardboard...

Head Rush Bottle Bong

Discontinued

Head Rush Bottle Bong creators explain that their drinking tool is "a simple way to down a bottle of beer in a hurry." Good thing too, because as the great Jessie Spano once said, "There's no time! There's. Never! Any!...

EverRatchet Ratchet Keychain Tool

$28 - $37 Amazon »

Problem fixers, EDC-aholics, and kids who just like to crank, the EverRatchet is here to vie for a spot on your keychain. The mini-tool aims to max out its skills with a dynamic ratcheting beam, which allows for continual...

Reusable Men's Travel Urinal

$11.79 Amazon »

This men's travel urinal isn't just a reusable pee reservoir, it's an expandable / collapsible one. So it's easier to carry in your bag or glove box. And also so it can make you feel bad about your manhood if you only...

Pacsafe ProSafe TSA-Approved Key-Card Lock

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Pacsafe's ProSafe 750 is a TSA-approved travel lock for those of us who have so many damn passwords and combinations in our lives that the thought of having to remember and fiddle with one more is enough to make our brains...

Blue Crab Beverage Tub

$349 Frontgate »

His name is Carlos, the uncelebrated blue crab cousin of the feisty red Rasta Sebastian. Having been denied Disney animated stardom, he accepted an offer from Frontgate to become a beverage tub. It's not the worst gig...

Pickled Boobies & Butts Jars

$7.65 - $13.90 Etsy »

Boobies and butts, butts and boobies! Now pickled for your gustatory pleasure!...

Serafim Keybo Advanced Projection Keyboard & Piano

Discontinued

I know laser projection keyboards and virtual mouses have been around long enough that they're not all Wooowww! The future! anymore, but with the Keybo, Serafim believes they've advanced the laser beam technology to the...

Beerbell Floating Beer Can Cooler

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Ah, the Beerbell. It has Memorial Day weekend at the lake, Father's Day gift, and my perfect summer workout written all over it. The kitschy floating can and bottle cozy takes on the shape of a dumbbell so you can get...

Uberleben Dursten Kuksa Wood Camp Cup

$24 - $32 Amazon »

Do German design and German engineering make the Uberleben Dursten kuksa, a handmade wood camp cup, superior to all the other camp cups in the land? Well, it's definitely the most dimpled and groovy camp cup I've ever...

Smartphone Screen Magnifier

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Hey Dad, I got you a smartphone screen magnifier! Happy Father's Day, ya blind ol' bat!...