Gear
Cat Cool Pot Bed Pet Cooling Tray
Japan Trend Shop says the Cat Cool Pot Bed "functions as both a pet bed and as fun decoration to make your cat look cute." I thought they were going to say the dish made from "cooling aluminum" functions as both a cat...
Here One Wireless Smart Earbuds
Listen up! Or, put on a pair of Here One earbuds and drown out my babbling with their smart noise cancellation and wireless audio streaming systems. Here One says their the first earbuds of their kind able to incorporate:...
Shomer-Tec Laser Surveillance Defeater
All some people (i.e., my girlfriend) want is for people to listen to them. All other people want is for people to stop listening to them. For the first group I can try to extend my attention span to at least 7 minutes...
Cannonball Beer Growler
BOOM! Father's Day gift for Dad, done. And your sister will never think to pair cannonballs and beer like Terracotta Republic did with this sweet ceramic growler, so even if you lost Mother's Day to her, you'll definitely...
Brass Pineapple Shot Glass
Absorb the wealth, luxury, and prosperity the pineapple symbolizes, along with the 2 ounces of tequila this pineapple holds. Just be careful where you slam it down when you finish - the hefty shot glass is made of 100%...
NeoChrome Fidget Spinners
Nothing like a little spinning NeoChrome to kick off the day. And since I can't afford the finish for my tires - plus would never be able to see it in action anyway unless I, like, had my girlfriend drive up and down...
G2 Turbo - Wearable Fan for Back(pack) Sweat
Part of me hopes the Presti G2 Turbo becomes the Little Crowdfunding Project That Could. Because I just saw The Goonies on cable for the 400th time, and this aerator of back sweat - what inventor Edwin Wang calls the...
Stasher Reusable Silicone Food Bags
Stasher silicone bags help save the planet from piles of plastic waste, and your backpack from failed zipper strips and their squished-out sandwich mustard. Pliable and space-saving like a Ziploc, but reusable and microwave-...
Mini Smartphone Karaoke Machine
Mini speaker. Mini microphone. Mini karaoke machine to Bluetooth-connect to my smartphone. This is going to make it way easier to entertain the other passengers on the bus to work. And prove my claim that I can recall...
Elbow Cassette Tape Player
Elbow recently completed a market test survey on their low-tech, ultra-portable concept that will revolutionize the way you play...uh...mix tapes. A clip-on arm with a pulley system, the Elbow cassette tape player spools...
SKINZIT Electric Fish Skinner
Skin my fish? But, but--to quote my grandma when I said I didn't want to eat anything from bread crusts to chicken gizzards when I was a kid--that's the best part! The SKINZIT Electric Fish Skinner says it makes quick...
Amazon Echo Show
Alexa! Show me the money! I don't know what will happen if you give an Amazon Echo Show that command; she'll probably be like, Sorry, I don't understand, which is pretty much her Echo audio version self's response to...
AeroBull Speakers
Jarre loves them some funky speakers (remember the AeroTwist?) Their AeroBulls go canine with sound system design, turning French bulldogs into in-house HD and rechargeable travel speakers whose bark, I'd imagine, far...
8GB Digital Voice Recorder Pen
You don't need help figuring out all the shady and covert things you could use an 8GB Digital Voice Recorder Pen for. So instead I'll provide a non-shyster list of its potential applications...
Jelly - The Smallest 4G Smartphone
What is this, a smartphone for my smartphone? No? You mean I'm supposed to hold this Jelly, this...this...thing that's no bigger than a pack of peanut butter crackers, in my own giant manhands, and use it to talk and...
Cthulhu Titanium Bottle Opener
Maybe Alex Jacques' interest in a Cthulhu bottle opener began with his interest in straight razors. The craftsman started out, and continues to forge, what he hopes you'll consider "the finest handmade straight razors...
Evoluent VerticalMouse
Mouse, stop twisting my arm! The Evoluent line of mice has been around for 15 years now, but for those just feeling the onset of wrist and forearm fatigue from too much rolling and clicking, you can maybe put the kibosh...
Retro Thick Brick Cell Phone
I smell a gift for the grad comin' in hot! Giving an LBER KR999 classic thick brick cell phone to young whippersnappers is like giving them a piece of history to take with them into the future. It's a reminder of where...
Kurgo Mud Dog Travel Shower
But, but, my whole purpose in life is to roll in mud, and then on your couch! Kurgo's Mud Dog Travel Shower aims to put a wrench in your dog's plan to bring his nice & dirty self home from the park or hike as is, and...
CinvStop Nausea Zapper
Now the CinvStop is a wearable I might actually wear. Because while I don't give a 5K about how many steps I've walked or the number or calories I burned playing Sir Match-a-Lot on my phone, I care very much about being...
Neck Carriage Titanium Palm Cap Stick
Ti Rod Tactical's Titanium Palm Cap Stick might be the most strangely versatile piece of EDC you can hang around your neck. The 5" long x 0.44" in diameter piece is made of an aerospace grade 5 titanium rod, surrounded...
Pelican Traveler Insulated Bottles
They're Pelican, so you know they're gonna keep your hot brews Brazilian-beach hot, and your cold drinks left-at-the-altar cold. The only question is: where were Pelican Bottles before now? The authority on rock solid...
The Original Egg-Bot - CNC Art Robot Kit
Get an Egg-Bot in time for Easter and dazzle family and friends with your precision-Sharpied eggs covered in ornate patterns, adorable chick and bunny faces, and the ultimate in egg hunters' prizes: a hard-boiled baby...
Kneading Shiatsu Back Massager
I've said it before, but inviting a mesh pillow shiatsu back massager (with heat!) into my home has been one of the best decisions I've ever made. Definitely better than letting in that dude who claimed to be my half...