Gear
Zens Liberty Glass Edition Wireless Charger
Don't you worry, Zens Liberty Glass Edition Wireless Charger, I see you. I do. I see you on the outside and, thanks to your transparent tempered glass surface, I see the 16 copper charging coils you got on the inside...
Sirius P5 Sci-Fi Earbuds with Interchangeable Cases
GravaStar has some Sirius sci-fi and Sirius cyberpunk for audiophiles in their Sirius P5 Earbuds. The company says it's the first to offer interchangeable cases to house and charge wireless buds, and their debut line's...
Butt Be Dry Portable Waterproof Seat
Nothin' like sittin' on a wet stadium seat, picnic bench, or muddy slab of ground. Especially when the wetness really starts permeating your skin and making your butt itchy. Numb and itchy if it's cold out! And now here...
The Exorcist Puking Regan Bottle Pourer
Is it weird to say whatever this Exorcist Puking Regan Bottle Pourer is puking up looks delicious? What is that, a Grasshopper cocktail? Maybe some sort of liquid key lime pie? As long as it doesn't taste like the vomit...
Outlery Portable & Collapsible Cutlery Set
Outlery's portable and collapsible cutlery sets remind me of a fun fact about myself: I can be anywhere, at any time, and suddenly start singing in my head the words, All I wanna do is eat some food to the tune of Sheryl...
Double Ring Pry Bar
This Double Ring Pry Bar from Teale Designs looks awesome! Kind of like a smashed C&B, wherein the testicles have both shifted to one side under the weight of the steamroller, or your angry ex-girlfriend, or whatever...
Giant Charcuterie Boards
Forget Arby's, ye who have one of these giant charcuterie boards are ye who have the meats. And the cheese. And the nuts. And hopefully the complementary dried fruits and tasty jams. Kristopher Kirkpatrick handmade the...
Kindle Scribe for Reading & Writing
Highlight by hand, take notes, and doodle on your eBooks with Amazon's new Kindle Scribe, an eReader that also lets you eWrite "as naturally as you do on paper."...
Pumpkin Scraper Glove
When you're sittin' on the lawn, and the pumpkin lid is gone / Be a man, use your hand, Pumpkin Scraper Glove!...
Halo Rise Sleep Tracker, Wake-up Light & Smart Alarm
Interesting to wake up this morning to news of Amazon's Halo Rise - wake up the old-fashioned way, from a cat walking across my face, not via a sunrise-simulating wake-up light or smart alarm. And certainly with no hard...
Stack-O-Lantern Pumpkin Stacking Kit
These jacks are stacked. The Stack-O-Lantern Pumpkin Stacking Kit invites dudes and ladies young and old to "up your pumpkin display to another level" with their 8-piece set of pumpkin carving tools and jack-o-lantern...
LINNER Nova Bluetooth Hearing Aids for Talk & TV
Most Bluetooth earbuds help dudes and ladies tune the world out, but LINNER's Nova Bluetooth earbuds help them tune it in. The LINNER Nova is a set of Bluetooth hearing aids that enhance and filter the sounds of voices...
Miracle Melting Witch - Melts Again & Again
The Miracle Melting Witch will get you, my pretty...or at least she'll say she'll get you, my pretty, as she melts down into a green-and-black blob with a broomstick again and again...
The Groaning Blobfish
Uhhh, I have to get up. Uhhh, I have to go to work. Uhhh, I have to paint my mama's bathroom. Uhhh, I have to eat a meal with my in-laws and uhhhhhhhhh my Aunt Jan. Ain't nobody in need of a Groaning Blobfish more than...
The Pet Nugget
Here's a lil' Pet Nugget to remind your lil' pet nugget you love them. Or to make them crave a 6-piece of real McNuggets all day long after you guilt them into keeping the taunting figurine on their desktop or dashboard...
The Not For Climbing Spring-Free Titanium Carabiner
Design The Everything isn't messing around with The "Not For Climbing" Titanium Carabiner. Neither in their nifty spring-free, pin-free design that uses flexure to open, close, and bounce the carabiner back to its original...
Yukon Glory Burger Serving Set
The Yukon Glory Burger Serving Set, it's an extravagance, indeed, but a fat-beef-patty-with-melty-cheese extravagance well worth it when you need a gift for your favorite foodie, or your favorite Dad. Yukon Glory has...
Mechanical Mouse Jiggler (So They Think You're Working)
This mechanical mouse jiggler is recommended by 5/5 slackers, underpaid employees, people out of PTO who need some TO, and dudes and ladies with a weird compulsion never to let their computers log off or go to sleep...
Halloween Broomstick Snack & Appetizer Stand
Don't be a broomstick in the mud, dudes, this Halloween Broomstick Snack & Appetizer Stand is a real clever and charming way to display spooky season treats. And even if you don't want one, it would make a fine gift for...
Craighill Sigma Touch Tool
Hee-hee, hee-hee, I'm not touching you! Hear that, germs, bacteria, viruses, Aunt Jan? I'm not touching you! I'm Sigma Touch Tool-ing you. To protect myself and those I love from the harmful surface microbes found in...
Pumpkin Backflow Incense Burner
Now I wouldn't call myself an Incense Dude - I'm more of a Rug Dude, obviously - but I am digging this Pumpkin Backflow Incense Burner as a gift for Halloween. It's countertop-sized, so much more subtle than the 35-Foot...
Micro Smoke Machine
Where there's smoke, there's fire, but where there's juuust a little bit of smoke, hopefully there's a Micro Smoke Machine. Creator Wayne Berendhuysen of Wayne's Workshop calls his terrific handheld gadget the Costronica...
MelGeek Pixel LEGO-Compatible Keyboard
Now here's a way to increase workplace productivity. Ha! The MelGeek Pixel LEGO-compatible keyboard is actually the perfect accessory to a new term and practice I heard about the other day: quiet quitting. It's the process...
10-Foot Inflatable Monster Mouth Archway
Do the Monster Mash! Or, let this 10-Foot Inflatable Monster Mouth Archway do it to you - right between his big ol' nubby teeth. ... Six of which appear to be growing sideways out of his cheeks. What a Frankenstein!...