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Walking Dead Minimalist Prints

$19.15 Etsy »

Minimalist prints work only for the rare group of people so ingrained in our culture and minds that a mere flip of hair, trademark accessory, or unmistakable body part identifies them to us. Think Elvis. Dorothy. Kim...

Armed Taxidermy

$5k - $10k Peter Gronquist »

Normally, I would admire these pieces of armed taxidermy as simple, wondrous fusions of guns and dead things, created by a mind that exists on a much higher plane of superbly twisted ideas than mine, and leave it at that...

Dexter's Victims Poster

$19.50 Etsy »

Now that our taste for Dexter-flavored blood has been satiated, and Season 7 is in full swing, let's take a moment to review all of our favorite fictionalized serial kills. So in Season 1 there was that church choir master...

Book Sculptures

Guy Laramee redefines the term "bookworm" with his extraordinary sculptural landscapes carved from encyclopedias and other volumes of formidable stature and heft. Mountains, canyons, meadows, Jordanian rock temples, all...

X-Ray Lightboxes

Real X-rays of human hands, human chest cavities, and demon skulls have been captured with a radiograph and framed to set the foundation for these nifty lightboxes. Each print is signed and numbered by artist Kelly Hoffman...

Movie Creature Anatomy Prints

Who isn't a fan of checking out innards these days? Particularly when the innards belong to our favorite film creatures--Mogwais, Gremlins, Martians, Predators, Xenomorphs--and particularly when the versions we used to...

8-Bit Gaming Blinds

The resurgence of 8-bit Atari and Nintendo games in non-Atari and non-Nintendo forms. It's a phenomenon of second-decade-of-21st-century culture. Like zombies. Like bacon. Like, a wise soul pointed out to me the other...

Chalkboard Wall Paint

$16.19 Amazon »

Now that the kiddos are back in school, wouldn't it be fun one day when they come home to surprise them with wall-to-wall chalkboards in their bedrooms? Chalkboards you have covered in times tables, Spanish verb conjugations...

No Sleep Till Hades Pillow

No Sleep Till Hades. On a white, plush, cloud-like pillow whose sole purpose it seems is to dissuade me from lying on it. The very thing seeing it makes me want to do. Is this an act of cruelty or self-preservation? On...

Blood Bath Wallpaper

$53 Pixers »

Huh. Now this is interesting. And by "interesting" I mean, "I really hope I never show up to someone's house and see an entire room wallpapered in blood splatters." That's, like, some psycho housewife shit. Some Kathy...

WWF Legends Minimalist Posters

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The subject matter: 80s and 90s WWF legends. Wrestlers who earned their status through killer showmanship, illustrative identities, and annihilatory moves that, 20+ years later, make them recognizable by little more than...

How to Choose a Bottle of Wine

$24 Wine Folly »

Wine Folly has released this quasi-satirical, though largely legit and helpful, infographic to assist self-conscious or indecisive wine buyers in the selection of the perfect bottle to bring, serve, or guzzle down solo...

Warhol-Style Darth Vader Prints

$60 Etsy »

How did Andy Warhol miss Darth Vader? A most obvious icon of American popular culture, a bastion not only of the Star Wars series, but the entire paradigm of good vs. evil? Society's reception of the Galactic Republic...

Six Digit Nixie Tube Clock

$239.95 Etsy »

Pastiche of 1960s artistic minimalism and Cold War technology, anyone? The Six Digit Nixie Tube Clock combines original Russian New Old Stock IN-14 Nixie tubes with 16 user-controlled colors of LED lighting, and the hands...

I See You Wallpaper

$155 Cavern »

I see you. Whoa. It's like the eyes of TJ Eckleburg, the United States Government, and Mr. Potato Head all rolled into one repeating pattern of staring my shit down. Even though this googly see-socket wallpaper has been...

The Myriad Monikers of Gotham's Villains

Of course there's no escaping the Dark Knight ever, but there's particularly no escaping the Dark Knight this week. Although this tour de force of Batman schwag goes way back--as in even before Batman Begins, Christopher...

Secret Passage Floor Decal

$30 Etsy »

It's a staircase, Zelda-style. As in 2D, not as in will take you directly to Level 7. Sorry. James Bit, creator of Legend of Zelda Fireplace Art, has returned with a new nod to video games of yore. The Secret Passage...

Breaking Bad Cross-Stitch Pattern

$11.99 Etsy »

Well here's your answer: No. Not even the country bumpkin flowers and granny pastels of a cross-stitch sampler can make Walter White look any less badass. Breaking Bad's chemistry teacher/meth brewer extraordinaire makes...

Patriots Being Badass Prints

$25 Etsy »

These patriots heard the battle cry of Team America, and hollered back an even louder Fuck Yeah! From Paul Revere's Midnight Ride on a Tron Light Cycle to Abe Lincoln wielding an M16 and giddy-upping on a grizzly bear...

Sewer Manhole Cover Pillow

$55 Etsy »

Whether a New Yorker or not, everyone wants to feel a tangible connection to the NYC sewer system when snuggling up on the couch watching Serendipity or CSI. Forget about a Statue of Liberty lamp or Yankees curtains...

Video Game Wall Decals

$45 blik »

8-bit space hasn't just not faded into oblivion, it's been supersized and packaged into decal sets of 65 for constant stimulation as floor-to-ceiling wall decor. Blik's movable and reusable wall decals, based on classic...

Tetris Cushions

$248 Etsy »

Sometimes when I zone out at my computer or when a boring person is talking to me I see tetrominoes falling and sliding into perfect, explosion-of-Tetris-bonus-points rows of 4. And sometimes when I'm feeling jolly I...

Wampa Rug

Sold Out Amazon »

In these progressive times, more and more monsters are coming out from under the bed, and unabashedly scaring the bejeezus out of little kids and first time visitors to where the magic happens from right alongside it...

Who Tall Are You? Mirror

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On the one hand, we look at people like Robert DeNiro and Johnny Depp and envy their posh celebrity lives. But on the other, we look at the Who Tall Are You? Mirror and wonder how the H-E double hockey sticks they get...