Football Stadium Lights End Table
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This series of Football Stadium Lights End Tables give NFL and NCAA superfans a unique way to express their team love. They're also probably the closest any fan is going to get to an actual football stadium for a good long socially distanced time.
Wamp, wamp.
The tables are still cool though. Each features an LED-lit 3D exact replica of a famous US football stadium set into the table's glass-topped surface. Stadiums are hand-assembled from poplar wood, and are complemented by colored etchings of the team's name and/or logo, the stadium exterior, and information on the stadium's name, when it opened, and seating capacity. Including the stadium's name is an interesting choice considering that aside from Green Bay's Lambeau Field they all seem to change about every 5 or 10 years based on corporate sponsorship, but...oh well?
The end tables' structure is beechwood, and dimensions are 22" long x 23.50" wide x 22.5" high. While nowhere near all NFL or college football teams are represented in the Stadium Lights End Table collections, presumably the ones market research shows have the most enthusiastic (i.e., willing to spend money) fans are. They include the pictured Minnesota Vikings, the New England Patriots, the Seattle Seahawks, the Green Bay Packers, the Chicago Bears, the Ohio State Buckeyes, and the Michigan Wolverines.
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